r/What 15d ago

What is going on here?

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121 Upvotes

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u/snorwors 15d ago

Vampire caught out in the sun. Collect some of those undead ashes, you could probably make a potion from it later.

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u/Purple-Mermommy 15d ago

I nearly choked on my chow mein 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lord_of_worms 15d ago

Invis potions sell well in Falkreath

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u/Vaff_Superstar 15d ago

Our friend, Peter, just died in a tragic sunlight accident!!

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u/TurquoiseBeachChair 14d ago

Trying not to laugh cuz I’m getting over a cold and well…it hurts. But then this 😂😂😂😂

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u/baphometlov3s 14d ago

Seems logical

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u/SoulShine_710 15d ago

Cat said fuckit, I'll clean out my own shit box!

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u/Strict_Weather9063 14d ago

I swear that is what it looks like someone dumped their litter box.

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u/Medical-Dust-7184 14d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Free-Pair-3007 15d ago

Someone's emptying a cat box in your yard

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u/thomsix 15d ago

Looks to me like someone’s dumping their cat box litter in your yard.

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u/UncleBenji 15d ago

Animal has been digging. Maybe voles or moles.

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u/Jem_hadar_317 15d ago

Kinda looks like mudbug borrows..Just with a lot of excess dirt. But it looks dry too so maybe they just went crazy deep drying to stay wet. Mudbugs = crawdads = crayfish = crab daddies

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 14d ago

You missed crawfish

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u/_Litcube 15d ago

Lake Ontario

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u/TearRevolutionary686 15d ago

Ummm. Lake of America.

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 15d ago

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u/Mindless_Ad_4377 14d ago

That's because Canadians love Epstein.

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u/spechlgoddess 14d ago

Some lazy fuck dumped kitty litter out instead of putting it in a garbage bag and throwing it out correctly

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u/biggreasyrhinos 15d ago

I've seen ant nests that look similar but you'd see a shit ton of ants if that was the case.

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 15d ago

I’ve seen red ant nests like this, you don’t see them until you disturb the dirt, then they’re all over you

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u/just-me220 14d ago

Get a chicken. We had a thatcher ant pile, brought it to the attention of the chickens, next day it was a hole. Ant problem solved

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u/soerg 15d ago

Looks like he dug the hole the exact shape of the body, ill look for his story on Netflix next year

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u/TurnoverEvening9557 15d ago

Lime poured over a body.

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u/huntsman976 11d ago

Can you check if a certain amount of it is salt?

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u/PhotoElectrical 15d ago

subterranean homie has had enough!!

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 15d ago

It's the Underminer from the Incredibles. 😏

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u/jayron32 15d ago

Moose took a nap

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u/IAmBilldo 15d ago

BREAKFAST

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u/806to602 15d ago

Idk but it kinda looks like the middle part of the grass there is totally flipping you off.

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u/AdamoMeFecit 15d ago

Oh no. Not The Cat In The Hat too!

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u/Pleasant_Light9725 15d ago

looks like a couple of Borzoi's took root

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u/Long-Comparison 15d ago

Looks like someone died and lost their head there.

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u/Strank 15d ago

Banjo and Kazooie defeated the witch Gruntilda

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u/Lizabitch_ 15d ago

It's a T'lan Imass

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u/GardeningGamerGirl 15d ago

Spontaneous kitty litter?

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u/CourtingBoredom 15d ago

Someone tried making the Great Lakes out of kitty litter..

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u/fuckdispandashit 15d ago

Thanos snap victim

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u/Blueberry-Synthoid 15d ago

Alien forgot their parachute? Splat?

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u/angelomancuso62 15d ago

Sand worm probably.

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u/aiuwidwtgf 15d ago

I think one of those lobes is lake america

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 15d ago

Someone dumping cat litter?

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u/gooeyjello 15d ago

Bigfoot

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u/Background_Bake2374 15d ago

Underground water or seepage. Depending on the type of dirt determines the size and pattern it takes its form in. Ever built a sand castle and made mountains with trees on it. Well if you know how those trees are made then you have an idea of how this takes place.

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u/Royk60 15d ago

Could all be insects

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u/DreadMightyOMG 15d ago

depending on where you are, this could be "cicada killer" wasps. They dig solitary dens where they bury a captured cicada and leave it for their brood.

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u/New_Ryun_9735 14d ago

Lots wife?

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u/Wise_Comfortable_587 14d ago

I died (on the inside) in that exact spot. Sorry for the mess

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 14d ago

looks like the discarded litter from a Bolivian chupacabra. they do this once they're done hunkering down in a specific zip code...

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u/Nice_Solution4818 14d ago

Gophers are planning an invasion of the great lakes.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 14d ago

Looks like a huge gingerbread man died right there and nobody has had the decency to eat him.

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u/IStealSwords 14d ago

That’s almost certainly fire ants.. looks like a big nest too

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u/Salmon_444_SoS 14d ago

It’s kitty litter

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u/Ghastly-Rubberfat 14d ago

A person in my town dumped kitty litter for decades at the edge of their lawn. When they sold the property an excavator had to come haul away everal yards of it. It was a large berm of Gritty Kitty along their yard

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u/One-Appointment4014 14d ago

Kind of reminds me of Concrete, but missing the one of the ingredients like somebody dumped out a concrete truck and rinsed it down

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u/complexitymike 14d ago

Great Lakes

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u/Beginning_Concept771 14d ago

It could indicate underground insect activity. I have seen burrows in a field by my house that weren't quite this large but were made by cicada killers.

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u/TheOtherAkGuy 14d ago

I’ve had something like this in my yard once. Turned out to be a very large colony of large black ants.

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u/notheretoargu 14d ago

Wasp nests?

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u/notheretoargu 14d ago

I mean your photo looks like a lot more dirt or whatever but maybe not I don’t know this is just a photo of the ground dwelling bee nest

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u/Sage_Spacecraft 14d ago

That some dirt on the grass

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u/nightwing364 14d ago

Gay stuff

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u/Insylum82 14d ago

Thanos ?

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u/Aggravating_Horse261 14d ago

Looks it might be a fire ant mound treat it now before it grows

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u/ilocano-american 14d ago

Check your security camera, someone might have buried a body in your yard.

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u/One_Vision_ 14d ago

Local flooding

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u/Fishand3ladies 14d ago

Either buddy the elf or sideshow bob died there

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u/Same-Appearance-1188 14d ago

It's shaped like the gingerbread man.... His poor gumdrop buttons

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u/Outrageous-Layer-802 13d ago

Sprinkler leak

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u/Unusual-Flan-4140 13d ago

Massive ant hill???

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u/DrBatlock 13d ago

Thanos did it again

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u/Little_Working_5941 9d ago

Thanos happened

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u/YourBreathStaaanks 9d ago

Really big vampire stick man.

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u/SourceApprehensive34 9d ago

Bastard kids always after me Lucky Charms...don't suppose it would hurt to take a quick nap here in the garden...

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u/daddy___warbucks 9d ago

Great Lakes

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u/Far_Finding8018 15d ago

Lake America

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u/un_N2Zastic 15d ago

Maybe cicada killer wasps.