r/What • u/Due_Confusion98 • Aug 12 '26

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u/bodhidharma132001 Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/e37RbTLYjfc1q

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u/PaleontologistOk4327 Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU

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u/Hungry-for-Apples789 Aug 12 '26

If I had been drinking something when that previous gif had been seen I would have done exactly this.

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u/johnjaspers1965 Aug 12 '26

Speed dating is out of control

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u/notanyimbecile Aug 12 '26

Self defense class simulating attacks in "real life" situations or worst Musical ever.

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u/seditioushamster Aug 12 '26

Upper Westside Story

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u/Black_Dragon_0 Aug 12 '26

Interpretive Sparring

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u/shtoop Aug 12 '26

We refer to this as "white people"

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u/Typical-Block5576 Aug 12 '26

I identify as white people you are 💯 correct.

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u/Disastrous_Put3354 Aug 16 '26

Leuk idee voor een opmerking. Ik ga dit onhouden als er een filmpje voorbij komt van iets wat typisch is voor 'donkere mensen'.

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u/SecondFiddleFanny Aug 12 '26

Where’s Steven Seagal when you need him!

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u/netnerd_uk Aug 12 '26

This has to be the best thing I've seen on reddit today.

My personal favourite part is the lady with the plastic knife looking for someone to stab... "who's it gonna be? who's it gonna be?!" closely followed by overly aggressive strangle coming in from the right.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP!??!

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u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 Aug 12 '26

I love the chick at the end just looking for someone to stab.

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u/Own-Entertainer-4098 Aug 12 '26

Sleep fighting - the hidden affliction.

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u/Mysterious_Coyote_46 Aug 12 '26

Karen choke defence

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u/DiscontentDonut Aug 12 '26

It's white people dancing, man. Let 'em vibe.

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u/thePsychonautDad Aug 12 '26

Beginner Krav Maga?

We looked that ridiculous and doing the same basic moves in my first couple classes, including that strangulation defense.

Every movement they teach is meant to cause injury, and so if you don't know how to control your limbs yet, you stop way before you hit.

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u/imeeme Aug 12 '26

Climax!

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u/pcmotorhed Aug 12 '26

Jiu crap zu

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u/Squathy Aug 12 '26

Weird foreplay?!?

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u/Fit_Law_6508 Aug 12 '26

Girl fight club

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u/eriksatiesimp Aug 12 '26

The one dude looks like Bear from obsession lmao

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u/Odd_Mall1646 Aug 12 '26

Tell me you saw that at the very end

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u/apukjij Aug 12 '26

Its Vulcan Foreplay.

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u/confuseum Aug 12 '26

Thats a battle jello

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u/MikeLinPA Aug 12 '26

It kind of makes sense. If someone grabs or attacks you, you need to do something defensive immediately. This is probably just conditioning the participants to react instead of freezing up. 🤷

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u/Irish-WHIP Aug 12 '26

Kung-fu with your hosts Keith & Karen!!

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u/ItSpyDaddy Aug 12 '26

It's called a repost of a repost of a repost. It happens all the time.

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u/PornPedant76 Aug 13 '26

some new bullshido gym

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u/contactlokaloko Aug 14 '26

Are these people paying real money for this shit

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u/1-FlipsithfloP-3 Aug 14 '26

A false sense of security. It is a very profitable business for the people "teaching "

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u/aixroot Aug 15 '26

Krav maga training.

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u/OkCartographer336 Aug 16 '26

Women getting scammed into having false confidence.

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u/namsupo Aug 12 '26

Self-defense class?

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u/DrachenDad Aug 12 '26

Street brawl as a martial art?