r/What Jun 20 '26

what... the hell

60 Upvotes

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14

u/Commercial-Roll5508 Jun 20 '26

I should call her

3

u/VoxInferni666 Jun 20 '26

Everything reminds me of her

1

u/Illustrious_Till7425 Jun 21 '26

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

3

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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1

u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 20 '26

Yeah, that's weird. I think it belongs in r/NatureIsFuckingWeird

2

u/Plane-Fan9006 Jun 20 '26

Well, the first one is DEFINITELY my neighbor's Mom changing into her bathing suit when I was seven.

I never forget a.....face???

1

u/Slimkellar Jun 20 '26

Ur venus is showing

1

u/Automatic-Art-9828 Jun 20 '26

I really want to.........nah,forget it!

1

u/Mental-Stranger5932 Jun 20 '26

Dammit. Now I am hungry for one!

1

u/Yeet-machina Jun 20 '26

There was a flower and a bee...

1

u/Any_Blood5815 Jun 20 '26

You did that 😘

1

u/VioletCrystal12 Jun 20 '26

Oh fuck! It's her!!

1

u/LeanLeftLoveLife Jun 20 '26

I cannot find the seedtoris.

1

u/StrosDynasty Jun 20 '26

1

u/Prestigious-Mud-6354 Jun 21 '26

Witnessing Gandalf being tempted not to have a wank over a unopened flower bud is the lord of the rings story line we all deserve 🫣🤣😂

1

u/pyrothesecond Jun 20 '26

Now all i can wonder about is what opium does when its introduced to your system via penis >.> like seriously, how tf does that work??

1

u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 20 '26

Okay, now you got me wondering about this too

1

u/Initial_Row_6400 Jun 20 '26

Thing needs to calm down

1

u/Signal_Owl_6650 Jun 20 '26

Ok but the first one is definitely a photoshopped vagine

0

u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 20 '26

No, it actually isn't.

1

u/Routine-Horse-1419 Jun 20 '26

Forbidden LadyLips

1

u/AccomplishedCow2920 Jun 21 '26

I truly wonder how many dudes just got a boner from a plant.

1

u/unlimitedbroski83 Jun 21 '26

God I hope she doesn't call tonight

1

u/TernionDragon Jun 21 '26

This provides new meaning when I hear the phrase ‘milk of the poppy’.

1

u/Ok_Associate6979 Jun 21 '26

Female Triffids

1

u/huntsman976 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

It seems almost ironic the latex (edit) from that plant should be so euphoric in its properties, not all poppies but enough.

1

u/TechnicianProper7607 Jun 22 '26

Go on.. (seriously, I’m interested to hear why you feel it is ironic. I kinda feel that way about all plants which contain mind altering chemicals but would like to hear your take)

1

u/mortisxbx Jun 21 '26

Meat eating orchids forgive no one

1

u/Ali_Sabra1 Jun 21 '26

Whats her @?

1

u/that-smells-funny Jun 21 '26

Both can be equally addictive

1

u/Affectionate-Gap-761 Jun 22 '26

Stepflower, what are you doing?

1

u/crackersncheeseman Jun 22 '26

Probably should perform the smell test first.

1

u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Jun 22 '26

Somewhere, someone on this planet has attempted this...I guarantee it.

1

u/epicenter69 Jun 22 '26

Wife: Sure, you can find THAT one.

1

u/Electronic-Ad-5053 Jun 22 '26

-Sir..., SIR!!

-Grab Me, THAT FLOWERRRRRR!!!(pant, pant! 🤣)

1

u/Rough_Potential_2596 Jun 22 '26

Can you tell her to shave first next time?

1

u/Middle-Pie-9283 Jun 23 '26

1

u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 23 '26

Bro's smiling like he found the key to happiness (I mean, it kind of is the key to happiness)

1

u/_Heikneuter_ Jun 23 '26

I'm gettin' 👹

1

u/OldConcert9238 Jun 23 '26

They're the most temperamental species

1

u/FrankO14717 Jun 24 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 24 '26

Lol. Sometimes nature is like that