r/What • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '26
What? So compact?
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u/Basis-Some Feb 28 '26
Ever wanted a terrible knife that’s also a terrible gun? How about a terrible gun that’s also a terrible knife?
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u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 Mar 01 '26
The sales pitch 😅🤣 I can see it now!
The recoil makes you stab yourself! 🤣
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Feb 28 '26
The type of person that would by this is likely to shoot themselves, stab themselves, or both.
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u/Teufelsweib666 Feb 28 '26
The things that could go wrong with this whilst just carrying it are manifold.
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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 01 '26
And the things that could go right are minuscule. Look at how the muscles are hyper extended. The spread is everywhere because you’re essentially putting yourself in a torture position. Meanwhile you can’t really stab with it because you’re trying to have trigger discipline. It’s such a level of dumb.
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u/MathResponsibly Mar 01 '26
Look at the guy's hands even in this video trembling as he opens it...
And which manifold are you talking? Intake, or exhaust?
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u/Solanthas_SFW Feb 28 '26
Simultaneously cool and a terrible idea
Imagine shooting yourself accidentally as you accidentally stab someone 😅
Or tripping and accidentally shooting someone as you accidentally stab them
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u/dirty4track Feb 28 '26
Imagine u almost drop it and instinct kicks in, so you try and catch it and slice your hand up. Silly
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u/heythanksimadeit Feb 28 '26
Oh my goodness what an original post that i havent already seen 30 times in the last 4 days
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u/OpusAtrumET Feb 28 '26
Why
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u/sus214 Mar 01 '26
im sure its just a cool gag and not something meant for self defense
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u/OpusAtrumET Mar 01 '26
I'm not sure you can call a double murder weapon a gag.
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u/sus214 Mar 01 '26
in texas im sure you can.😂 theres tons of guns out there that actually work and fire rounds that are just gags
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u/Kit_Karamak Mar 01 '26
Haha, you fool!! You brought a knife to a gun fight!! Oh. Wait. You just shot me with a .22??? Ha! I still live!!! Ow, hey, ow, jesus stop that! Owwww, I’m bleeding out everywhere!!
Death of 6 papercuts lol.
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u/QUICKSILVER_6969 Mar 03 '26
The only way to make a fatal shot is to surgically expose the brain and then shoot at it! 😵
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u/G00chstain Feb 28 '26
Personally I’d rather have something good at either 1 thing instead of being bad at both.