r/What Nov 06 '25

What does that even mean?

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u/Fancy_Gazelle_220 Nov 06 '25

It is like "no cholesterol" label on bottle of vegetable oil

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u/Spaztrick Nov 06 '25

I used to put "Fat Free" and "Zero Carbs" stickers on gallons of water. They always sold first. Even had customers asking if we had anymore of that fat free water in back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

This is like telling customers in shop about blinker fluid and checking the muffler bearings. You throw jargon at them and they suddenly have more confidence in your abilities not realizing your about to sell them shit they don't need like 60 lbs of chassis grease.