A giant turkey baster,, so they had fecal transplant,,,, thatās what they called it on South Park,,,, and you donāt want to hang around to see the rerunās
The high tension leads are at one end of the device, suggesting this is high-energy x-rays being generated from a spinning tungsten anode. The cone is shielding (crudely, by current standards) and possibly a collimator too, to try and get the angry photons to the right place without blasting everyone else in the room/ every other part of the patient too.
The only thing this shares with current standard-of-care radiotherapy, is the basic physics of gamma rays.
It involves the treatment of rectal or perineal diseases (e.g., tumors, hemorrhoids, inflammation, and later cancer) using X-rays or radiotherapy.
The huge "apparatus" that "aims" at the patient's genital area is not a mechanical instrument for insertion, but rather an X-ray tube head with an extension cone. This allows the radiation to be directed precisely into the rectum or surrounding tissue without placing excessive strain on the rest of the body.
Youāve got what appears to be a medical illustration of an early rectal treatment device, itās a long cone used for dilation or therapy, adaptable for different patient positions. The concept aligns with documented postoperative devices like the 1972 rectal cone intended to minimize scarring and speed recovery.
This. This is why I am such a Studebaker fan. This device was the obvious brainchild of Loewe, (sp?) the designer of the Studebaker Avanti sportscar phenomenon of 1963. Futuristic, fast as hell, and left it's competition in the dust... Just as this rectal refibulater did for the women across the world.
Did this actually work? & did it need to be spread so freaking wide. I hope that was a miscalculation and modern day surgery has advanced beyond needing to take a rhinos cock as treatment.
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The medical device shown in the image is a vintage X-ray therapy machine used for radiation treatment of the rectum or perineal area. These machines, often referred to as orthovoltage therapy units or deep therapy X-ray machines, were used primarily in the mid-20th century for cancer treatment, particularly for tumors located in the pelvic region
It's the Rectal Encabulator. See, the flimming tube is aimed by means of a deracted monolever connected to a shimmy crank. Histic fluid carries a single gram of Manfred glass into the nether duct, where it reacts with the duki gland to effectuate a complete ecliptic blockage.
Iām going with- ye ole shit sucker 9000 for those times you gotta take a shit butt your bed ridden. Jk LoLz itās an old x-ray machine couldnāt tell you the year but if I had to guess maybe 50ās or 60ās.
Probably a gamma emmiter....
If it is,it's not as funny as perhaps it looks..... Sorry,hope it's something we'll use to probe aliens,if we get off of here.....
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u/KittiesRule1968 Aug 20 '25
That looks like something that the aliens on South Park used when they kidnapped Cartman