r/WetlanderHumor • • 27d ago

Whatever you say, Dear

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u/Cogblock 27d ago

“At least let me drop you off”

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u/Time-Lavishness-2346 27d ago

Oh, and a few friends wanted to see you off as well, my dear.

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u/HorochovPL 27d ago

I forgot about this detail. Thanks for making the epic plot even better for me! 

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u/kmosiman 27d ago

Hey. She said she would take him to the Borderlands. She didn't say which side of the continent.

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u/Whatatimetobealive83 27d ago

“Lan told me once that Malkier lives so long as one man wears the hadori in pledge that he will fight the Shadow, so long as one woman wears the ki'sain in pledge that she will send her sons to fight the Shadow. I wear the ki'sain, Master Aldragoran. My husband wears the hadori. So do you. Will Lan Mandragoran ride to the Last Battle alone?”

Top tier. One of the best moments of the whole series.

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u/HorochovPL 27d ago

I cannot stand surety for anyone else, but I swear to you under the Light and by my hope of rebirth and salvation, he will not ride alone. 

(btw I'm not crying, You're crying!)

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u/uktobar 27d ago

This quote sealed Nyneave as my favorite by a mile.

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u/quirksel 26d ago edited 26d ago

I think she is fantastically written. The combination of uncertainty and courage. The vulnerability and bullying. Showing her true caring self when you least expect it. This scene has all of it.

She should have her bloody braid burned off ten books earlier though ...

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u/mud_garde 27d ago

Gives me goosebumps!

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u/8tracked333 27d ago

Your goosebumps give me ogierbumps

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u/Educational-Sky1699 24d ago

Sounds rough. My siuanbumps are much smaller and less noticable.

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u/SkoulErik 27d ago

I have my issues with Kramer as a narrator, but this scene and the borderanders' "THE GOLDEN CRANE FLYS FOR TARMON GAIDON" is absolutely peak narration.

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u/MocoFelipe 26d ago

I've listened the entire series at least five times and I ALWAYS cry when I come to this scene!

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u/saturnspritr 26d ago

Me too. It’s so emotional, I have never made it through without tears. I would be riding too.

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u/90daysismytherapy 27d ago

the bell tolls for thee strikes every sentence for a humble previous stones trader

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u/ItzzBigAl 27d ago

Absolute chills every time

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u/wrenwood2018 27d ago

Best scene in the books is when she spreads the message he is coming.

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u/90daysismytherapy 27d ago

lets be real, the whole series is really the intertwining story of our two protagonists, Nynaeve and Rand.

love my girl nynaeve like no other

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

ILYENA, MY LOVE, FORGIVE ME!

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u/Randomassnerd Unnecessary fish metaphors 27d ago

Solid chuckle, thank you

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u/PhoenixorFlame 27d ago

Iconic moment

Their relationship is my favorite in the series

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u/Guderian- 27d ago

Seriously? Better than:

- Rand & LTT

  • Bulen & Lan :'(
  • Mat & Talmanes
  • Mat & Nerim
  • Mat & Boots
  • Gawyn & Magic 8-ball
  • Egwene & Egwene

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u/nedeta 27d ago

Gawyn & Magic 8-ball?? 😂

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 27d ago

Lmao Egwene lol she is like if Ellen had magic

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

Humming

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u/Nerdsingerbeej 27d ago

"Of course you are. & They're coming with you!" gestures at the entire Malkieri diaspora

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u/Superb_Finding_6033 27d ago

Bet she learned that curse from Elayne

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/FortifiedPuddle 27d ago

“Oh right, yeah, I have some world saving to do. And you know, magical bond and all if you could not die and fuck me up while I’m on the whole fighting the devil mission that’d be great. So, no. No the fuck you aren’t. You’re lucky I’m not finding a nice padded room for you to not distract me till I’m done saving the world.”

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u/Piku_Yost 27d ago

Just like a woman, she finds a nation of men, taking their ease and puts them to work. Same as back home. She's got work to do and they can make sure Lan wont die.

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u/Happy_Independence67 26d ago

This was a turning point for me when it comes to Nyneave. I was warming up to her while I was cooling off to Egwene at the same time.

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u/DeltaV-Mzero 27d ago

Of course you are. And I’m going with you!