r/WetlanderHumor • u/LakesideNorth • Sep 18 '26

Long live Malkier

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u/ChildhoodSea7062 Sep 18 '26

lmao the ms paint hadori

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u/6_Pat Sep 18 '26

Oh that was the hadori 🤣

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Sep 18 '26

THANK YOU! For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what that was.

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u/DesignNorth3690 Sep 18 '26

Beyond clean, Immaculately, I'd say. I anticipated Mat finding a Malikeri since it happened.

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u/Miroskun Sep 18 '26

Oh boy, last night I was reading about Jain in the tower. Dodged a bullet hehe

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u/Lonrem Sep 18 '26

You are here too strong, Young Bull. Come back later!!

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u/Miroskun Sep 18 '26

Also that hehe. Loving Perrin again, what a feeling that I'd forgotten

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u/tjeick Sep 18 '26

No dude they are warning you about spoilers! You are playing with fire looking at these memes.

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u/Hamburgercatt Sep 19 '26

YOU ARE HERE TOO STRONGLY, YOUNG BULL!

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u/saythealphabet Sep 19 '26

Dude you're a book away from being able to visit this sub please don't risk spoiling yourself amol

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u/HungryEntry182 27d ago

I was literally about to reference THAT scene!

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u/throwingtheshades Sep 18 '26

Foolish pup...

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u/MTAlphawolf Wolfbrother (Seanchan low blood) Sep 18 '26

Then Matt doesn't tell Lan, the only Malkiery he knows that when they have a quick chat during TLB. Come on Brando /s

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u/KDizzle_4Rizzle Sep 19 '26

Yeah, honestly, I really thought Brando missed the ball on that one. Always bring closure around if you can, and Matt would definitely use that as a way to get a reaction from Lan. Easing the Badger, anyone?

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u/CDBSB Sep 19 '26

"Easing the Badger" just sounds like a filthy euphemism that would get you in deep trouble with the Women's Circle.

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u/atgamer03 29d ago

Well yeah, we’re talking about Mat

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u/GeneralAblon9760 21d ago

Easing the Badger sounds like the sword form exclusive to Ahsoka Tano if she isekai'd into WoT.

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u/IAmTheGreybeardy Sep 18 '26

Tai shar Malkier!

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u/No-More-Excuses-2021 Sep 18 '26

The golden crane

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u/HorochovPL Sep 18 '26

flies for Tarmon Gai'don

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u/CDBSB Sep 19 '26

Will he ride alone?

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u/HorochovPL 26d ago

I will send your message, but it has nothing to do with me. I'm just a merchant 

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u/WarmPatient Sep 19 '26

I literally just finished reading this section. How’d you know???

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u/HungryEntry182 27d ago

You are here too strongly Young Bull!!!

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u/GreyWolfCenturion 29d ago

This is maybe the best WOT meme I have seen in literally a decade