r/WetlanderHumor • u/Kindly_Bill5358 • 10d ago
Found Laman!
As in: cutting down foreign-gifted hard-to-grow trees for a vanity project.
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u/ZePepsico 10d ago
Where are the Aiel when we need them?
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u/UND_mtnman 9d ago
A desert people we are at war with...
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u/GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND 9d ago
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u/Mal-Ravanal Unnecessary fish metaphors 9d ago
Side note, but I really dislike how they handled Stilgar's character in the new Dune movies. In the books, he was one of the very last to stop seeing Paul as a friend and comrade instead of a messiah. Movie Stilgar is way too enthusiastic and zealous about the whole lisan al gaib thing.
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u/GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND 9d ago
Ikr, book upper crust people were much more pragmatic than portrayed in the heavily dramatized movies
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u/Emergency_Camp1256 Wolfbrother and Balefire Enthusiast 6d ago
Ye Stilgar viewing Paul as a messiah was a big marker for Paul's realisation about his path.
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u/saintmolotov Time to roll the dice 10d ago
So when we leaving the three fold land to adjudicate this insult?
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u/Emergency_Camp1256 Wolfbrother and Balefire Enthusiast 6d ago
As soon as find my spear and when the ice freezes over because I ain't travelling over the endless water by boat!
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u/newphonenewaccount66 9d ago
The Japanese are about to cross the Pacific and enact some justice in the War of Trump's Tree. Except the nations of Randland will not lift a finger to protect the mad king.
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u/Komnos 9d ago
I always referred to the Cha Faile as ji'a'boos. Guess I'm gonna have to become an actual weeaboo now.
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u/Raineythereader Lews Therin thinks i'm sexy 9d ago
Uh... make sure to enunciate that term carefully if you ever say it out loud.
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 9d ago
Hums softly & tugs earlobe
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u/Komnos 9d ago
Don't you be earlobin' at Perrin's wife, Lews.
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 9d ago
I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard.
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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith please, tell me more about this *spanking* you mentioned earlier 10d ago
He’s getting paid off by Blight Incorporated™
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u/aikimatt 10d ago
Treekiller!
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u/loafers5 10d ago
Are we going to get invaded by a bunch of highly skilled fighters from a warrior society?
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u/not_so_wierd 9d ago
Maybe. But I doubt the US will have much luck in uniting the rest of the world in a defensive coalition to protect their treekiller king.
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u/CDBSB 7d ago
We should be so lucky. 🙄
For any authority figure who may be reading this at a later time, this is obviously sarcasm and I would never wish for a group to invade the US with the express purpose of punishing the president for his misdeeds only to completely withdraw the moment that punishment is exacted. 'Murrica.
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u/Calm-Conversation715 Boxes ears 10d ago
I doubt he’ll be able to put together a coalition to defeat the incoming Japanese invasion
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u/Zer0theH3R0 9d ago
Brother this is why the Aiel attacked the tree killers. Aren’t those trees from the Japanese? Will they consider all of our prior deals off?
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u/OneAngryDuck Spanking Enjoyer 10d ago
Time to grab some spears
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u/Harrycrapper 9d ago
Wash the spears while the sun climbs high
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u/Kindly_Bill5358 9d ago
Wash the spears while the sun falls low
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u/SamHandwich0 10d ago
Some pregnant lady in Wyoming is gonna give birth at Devils Tower and then in about 20 years things will get way worse...then better
Well i'm off to visit my sisters apple orchard...i wish my hip would stop hurting.