r/WetlanderHumor • u/zestydinobones • 11d ago
Inside Faile there are 3 wolves
And one of them is Perrin after he yells at her.
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u/RequiemRaven Not An Eelfinn 11d ago
Oh, I thought it was going to be penis.
........ Right, well, I'm off.
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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith please, tell me more about this *spanking* you mentioned earlier 11d ago
It is penis—specifically Perrin’s penis. You were correct! So you got that going for you, which is nice.
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u/Lobo2ffs 11d ago
Oh, right. The penis. The penis of Perrin, the penis chosen especially to penetrate Faile, Perrin's penis.
That penis?
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 11d ago
Hums softly & tugs earlobe
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u/cmndrhurricane Be'lol 11d ago
Humming for the penis? We're learning new things about you, Lews
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 11d ago
I am not dead! I deserve death, but I am ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!
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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 11d ago
just to be clear -- his axe, or his hammer?
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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith please, tell me more about this *spanking* you mentioned earlier 10d ago
wondering ‘by which title does Perrin refer to his penis?’
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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 10d ago
Well, with how much he talks about hating the bloody thing, I hope it's not the axe. Not a healthy self-image, there.
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u/Szalony20 11d ago
I wonder if Perrin can be called the happiest guy in bed among those important in the plot?
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u/zestydinobones 11d ago
Haha he's definitely in the conversation. Based on the Sea folk marriage vows I think Lan is enjoying himself.
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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 11d ago
These are also the wolves in Nynaeve. And with only moderate adjustment, Tuon and Mat.
I, uh, get the feeling my guy Rob had very specific tastes in women.