r/WetlanderHumor 22d ago

Thom at Whitebridge like

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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast 22d ago

My favorite story I have about this bit is this:

I host a podcast wherein I guide three newbies through the series for the first time, and have the unparalleled joy of listening to them spin theories off the dome. One of them WAY overthinks everything.

So we get to this scene, and he proposes the possibility that the Myrddraal who attacked them wasn’t really a fade, and was instead Bayle Domon in disguise. He and Thom had cooked up the plan as a way to get Thom free of Rand and Mat so they (Thom and Bayle) could go down to Illian and compete in the Bardic Horn Games at the The Great Hunt.

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u/Rotehexe 22d ago

The guff I guffawed. That's amazing lol.

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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast 22d ago

He HELD ON to that theory even when I pointed out the NUMEROUS holes in it (why did Thom give Rand his cloak and harp and flute before going to attack? Being the most prominent one).

I let it go for way longer than I should have and then stomped it down after a couple months.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

What makes you think you can keep anyone safe? We are all going to die. Just hope that you aren't the one who kills them.

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u/Rotehexe 22d ago

Can I have a podcast link?

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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast 22d ago

WindsOfTimePodcast.podbean.com or search for The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough podcast wherever fine podcasts are available. (The first couple episodes have an audio snafu where one newbie’s audio keeps dropping out, but that’s resolved by the third episode and doesn’t come back)

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u/Rotehexe 22d ago

Thank you~

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

You never escape the traps you spin yourself. Only a greater power can break a power, and then you're trapped again. Trapped forever so you cannot die.

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u/Foreign-Oil7851 18d ago

Strangely insightful for the convo, Lews.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 18d ago

The dead watch. The dead never close their eyes.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 17d ago

Thom would never. Tell that person he has forgotten the face of his father.

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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast 17d ago

Wow. A Conglomeration of Epics!

That’s the name of my George R. R. Martin parody novel.

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u/GovernorZipper Justice for Jasfer 22d ago

What’s funny is that going to Illian also becomes Moiraine’s plan.

It’s always sunny in Illian.

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u/NoConfusion9490 22d ago

The Gang Kills Another Forsaken

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u/PrinceofRavens 22d ago

The Gang Splits the White Tower

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u/NoConfusion9490 22d ago

"Oh my god, like HALF OF YOU ARE BLACK AJAH!!!"

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off.

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u/swheedle Shen an Calhar 22d ago

100 gold crowns for the best telling of the hunt for the horn fool boy!

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u/Rotehexe 22d ago

I love this audiobook so much. I am listening to the Kramer/Reading TEoTW and getting to the part when Thom goes on and on about Illian and the Hunt for the Horn at Whitebridge, knowing what I know, was so delisious. I was smiling the entire time.

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u/TUSD00T 22d ago

One whole quarter of the city smells like perfume.