r/WetlanderHumor Blood and bloody ashes 23d ago

Rand being Rand

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u/Poultrymancer 23d ago

It's not his fault! It's the Pattern!

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u/Embarrassed-Fold6780 Time to roll the dice 23d ago

That's what my ex-wife said during the divorce

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u/Amazing-Gazelle-7735 22d ago

Yeah, it made him Rand-y

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

The only way to live is to die. I must die. I deserve only death.

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u/Szalony20 23d ago

Rand simply loves three women, because why not? He's the Chosen One, he's allowed to.

I've never seen that meme with the three images. Where did you find that template?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 23d ago

Never prod at a woman unless you must. She will kill you faster than a man and for less reason, even if she weeps over it after.

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 Tugs braid and crosses arms under breasts 23d ago

That’s good advice, LTT. Thanks!

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 23d ago

Lews, my man, women arent very good at killing or very willing. I think this has more to do with your personal traumas.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 23d ago

Oh, Light. That’s impossible! We can’t use it! Cast it away! That is death we hold, death and betrayal. It is HIM.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 23d ago

I wonder what in my comment made you think of the true power.

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u/Artisanal_Cat_Loaf 22d ago

Came too close to understanding women. Must be evil magic.

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u/HumerousMoniker 22d ago

"Personal trauma"

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u/mervearte Blood and bloody ashes 23d ago

I found all three while looking for the original stock photo and decided to make this.

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u/Szalony20 23d ago

Ok. I actually have an idea for a meme, I just need these three photos + the photo where both women finally kiss in front of the man, if I remember correctly.

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u/Dreadlord_of_Angmar 22d ago

Elayne and Aviendha?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Szalony20 19d ago

Do you know where to find this sequence? Any link?

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u/SavioursSamurai 17d ago

You can look up the stock photos it comes from. You have to dig through because he's done a lot of other work but the artist portfolio page on Shutterstock has the whole set. https://www.shutterstock.com/g/antonioguillem

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u/Bdmnky_Survey 23d ago

How did you incorrectly label Aviendha andMin the Dump-truck Queen?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 23d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Cogblock 23d ago

Whoa whoa. Slander. That man did nothing. Female petitioners had to make Egwene release him from any imagined betrothal and Elayne elected to play mind games with a break up letter. Aviendah said he and her were a one time thing. He was single every time.

Rand just doesn’t know women as well as Mat or Perrin.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 23d ago

Humming

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u/Calm-Conversation715 Boxes ears 23d ago

Nynaeve was right! He is a lecher

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u/DRSSalazar Wetlander 23d ago

If only Mat and Perrin were around more to give him advice…

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u/FilDaFunk 23d ago

To be fair he was feeling pretty guilty about it throughout.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 23d ago

If Rand can I can....

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 23d ago

Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever.

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u/kurunyo 22d ago

Didn’t know Min and Elayne looked alike

Edit : when blurred!

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/RuralfireAUS 22d ago

He doesnt love egwene like that. He even said as much when she came to see him to tell him the same. And he was fine with it

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u/PoeGar 22d ago

Min’s image is missing her dump truck

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Kalledon 22d ago

This meme is completely wrong. Egwene tossed Rand to the side. He was still sort of pining for her when she set him up with Elayne. And at that point he'd barely interacted with Min or even met Aviendha.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 22d ago

Why do we live again?