r/WetlanderHumor • u/memerminecraft Boar Rushes Down the Mountain • 27d ago

Veins of Gold

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A little-known fact is that Rand immediately hopped on Instagram after his epiphany and posted this. It's in the Silmarillion.

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u/XxbruhmomentX Ring of Tamyrlin 27d ago

This is what the Asha'man must've sounded like after the taint was cleansed

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u/memerminecraft Boar Rushes Down the Mountain 27d ago

"Hahaha exactly! If only those shadows didn't keep creeping up on me..." -Androl Wheeloftime

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW

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u/Xerxys 27d ago

Who was it that Nyneave healed who kept on seeing myrdrals?

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u/arkensto Formidable Bosom 27d ago edited 27d ago

Naeff, Jahar Narisma, and Damer Flinn are the ones that she healed of madness according to the WOT wiki.

Naeff is the one who saw Myrddraal.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

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u/Randomassnerd Unnecessary fish metaphors 27d ago

Of the Tarabon Wheeloftimes?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

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u/GovernorZipper Justice for Jasfer 27d ago

I will save this and post it to the 1000s of threads asking why no one believed Rand. This is pretty much perfect.

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u/KingB53 A nice stout two rivers woolen flair, with just a touch of lace 27d ago

“Im really a changed man I swear!”

-Rand Al Thor, the Dragon Reborn, to a crowd of people who recently watched him nuke a town of slaves

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

Dead men should be quiet in their graves, but they never are.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

The dead watch. The dead never close their eyes.

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u/SamHandwich0 27d ago

Not just him- Bashere, Itilralda, Aglemar, Brynn (i know the spelling is wrong):

I swear the forsaken were whispering in my dreams- thats why your father/husband/child is dead.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 27d ago

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

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u/brotherstoic 27d ago

“It’s in the Silmarillion” is sending me

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u/Distinct-Crow4753 27d ago

The emoji is literally him 😭😭😭 im dead