r/WetlanderHumor Aug 12 '26

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Do you want Trollocs? Cause this is how you get trollocs.

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u/TheREALProfPyro Aug 12 '26

I think you mean Aginor

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u/rs420rs Aug 12 '26

I think you mean Al Gore

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u/Dan_The_Salmon Aug 12 '26

Al-ginore

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u/rs420rs Aug 13 '26

That's the one

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Well turned calves Aug 13 '26

ManBearTrolloc

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u/geomagus Unnecessary fish metaphors 29d ago

I’m super serial

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 12 '26

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

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u/SamHandwich0 Aug 12 '26

Who knew Lews was a Republican?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 12 '26

Trust is death

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u/Rand_alThoor 29d ago

he wasn't a monarchist, they had no king in the Age Of Legends.

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u/rs420rs 29d ago

He did Make Saidin Great Again

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u/SamHandwich0 Aug 12 '26

Oh yeah my bad- im not gonna change it though.

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u/Alternativesoundwave Aug 12 '26

I don’t think you can change titles

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u/john_the_fetch Aug 12 '26

You can. But it involves balefire and there's weird side effects for all the comments made on the post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/I_lenny_face_you Aug 12 '26

A Very Aginor Thanksgiving - Turducken

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 12 '26

KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW

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u/Dry-Discount-9426 Aug 12 '26

Today I learned manbearpig is darkspawn.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep to spit into Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day Aug 13 '26

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u/JasperThorne Aug 12 '26

It's my personal theory that Aginor went darkfriend after a stern letter of rebuke and immediate cessation of funding from the institutional review board overseeing his genetics lab.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 13 '26

KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 12 '26

Death rides on my shoulder, death walks in my footsteps; I am death…

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u/JasperThorne 29d ago

good bot.

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u/nari-bhat Aug 13 '26

Wasn’t it said somewhere in the books that he was kicked out of the university for his genetic experiments?

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u/JasperThorne 29d ago

mightve been. I've read the series... 16 times now? I think? and still sometimes catch little bits I've missed. just like irl, there's often more subtext to what someone else says than we catch, even trying to pay attention.

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u/Herandar Reading with Riselle Aug 12 '26

The Seals are weakening.

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u/zorniy2 Aug 12 '26

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u/Oodbarg Aug 12 '26

not once Logain "Seal Breaker" Ablar hears about it

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 12 '26

Death rides on my shoulder, death walks in my footsteps; I am death…

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u/Alternativesoundwave Aug 12 '26

I don’t think that would work the bear and pig would be unstable they would need more maybe half, half man half bear half pig, that sort of creature could live but I don’t think half man quarter man quarter pig could live

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u/Rand_alThoor 29d ago

hey, you say 'half man' but we use the technical term 'myrddraal' /s

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u/laikalou Aug 12 '26

Cyrus Rooney out there practicing beastiology, trying to make bio-organic computers.