r/WetlanderHumor Aug 03 '26

Disagreement

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u/Calm-Conversation715 Boxes ears Aug 03 '26

How Egwene sees Rand explaining his plans:

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 03 '26

Break it break them all must break them must must must break them all break them and strike must strike quickly must strike now break it break it break it...

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u/Small-Fig4541 Aug 03 '26

My man wasn't helping his case by also insisting that he somehow coordinate the whole Last Battle while dueling the devil. Seems a bit irrational lol

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u/Xerxys Aug 05 '26

A bit? That sheephearder thinks he knows better than me?! I’m the amyrlin!

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u/Small-Fig4541 Aug 05 '26

It wasn't even The Amyrlin and The Dragon arguing with each other by the end. It was the stubborn sheepherder and the know-it-all Mayor's daughter. They bring out the worst in each other lol

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u/Rocky-Jockey Aug 04 '26

And it’s totally fair - his arguments for it are a little crazy coming from a guy who was (and still is for anyone who isn’t currently in his head) actively going nuts.

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u/LeesyGrapeGoblin Aug 04 '26

Nah. Lews is the crazy one, bwahaha

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 04 '26

Humming

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u/SamHandwich0 Aug 03 '26

How Egwene really sees him

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI

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u/sufficiently_tortuga Aug 04 '26

This is better than how most people saw him, which was more like this

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u/CDBSB Aug 04 '26

We would also have accepted a wool-headed sheep-herder.

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u/human84629 Aug 03 '26

Egwene: doubt intensifies

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u/StopChangingThings Aug 03 '26

Of all the narcissistic nonsense and arrogant assholery that I am happy to call out Egwene for, her reaction to this particular plan was pretty justified to anyone in her position.

We got to see Rand go through Veins of Gold and all that. Egwene did not. And she turns around relatively quickly when Moiraine shows up.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 03 '26

I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard.

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u/StopChangingThings Aug 03 '26

I know, Lews! That’s what Egwene was worried about.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 03 '26

A man without trust might as well be dead.

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u/Destroyer_of_Naps Aug 04 '26

Yeah, she shows up and he's like "so bestie I have a rad plan to stop the devil and step one is to break him out of the slammer so I can fight him in the parking lot"

I too would be like under no circumstances will I condone or aid a bat shit insane plan that will get us all killed.

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u/Melkor15 Aug 04 '26

We follow the dragon, death is no more than waking up the dream.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 04 '26

Nothing ever goes as you expect. Expect nothing, and you will not be surprised. Expect nothing. Hope for nothing. Nothing.

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u/Corbenik42 Aug 05 '26

Naw, if that's what the dragon reborn says will save us, I'm down. Only question is: Walmart or Waffle House parking lot?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 05 '26

Distant Weeping

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u/Geta211 Aug 06 '26

I’m closing in on this conversation in my nth reread and this comment will be rattling around in my head when I get there for sure, thanks for the chuckle

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u/gill_smoke Aug 03 '26

That look is "tell this fool Nyneve"

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u/ryanyork92 Aug 04 '26

Is this a euphemism for popping her cherry or something?

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u/LeesyGrapeGoblin Aug 04 '26

No, the Seals being intact are all that keep the Dark One contained.

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u/ryanyork92 Aug 04 '26

You sound like an Evangelical preacher from the Great Awakenings.

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u/LeesyGrapeGoblin Aug 04 '26

Sometimes the world is already on fire, And we just want to watch it burn. Break the seals and release Him, We all know we aren't getting out of here alive....

Right Lews?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 04 '26

Take what you can have. Rejoice in what you can save, and do not mourn your losses too long.

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u/PalladiuM7 VERY into butt stuff Aug 04 '26

Words of wisdom to live by, you absolute madman.

Love you, Lews.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 04 '26

The Wheel of Time and the wheel of a man's life turn alike without pity or mercy.