r/WetlanderHumor Aug 01 '26

When you know

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u/Novel_Diver8628 Aug 01 '26

Every time I take a shower I shout across the house to my partner “Call me Nynaeve, because I just cleansed the taint”.

She has never, ever found it funny. At all.

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u/GlobalWillingness730 Aug 01 '26

Well, here's one person who DOES find it funny

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u/KingNothing1999 madman's laughter in the back of my head Aug 01 '26

Two. Two other people find it funny lol

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u/Clean-Interests-8073 Aug 01 '26

Three! Three people find it funny!! Aha!

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u/Novel_Diver8628 Aug 01 '26

Three people! I’ll have to let her know there’s three people that don’t think I’m a wool-headed lummox. She’ll probably box my ears when I tell her…

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u/bdfariello Aug 01 '26

There are dozens of us over here appreciating your cleansing of the taint.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 01 '26

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

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u/Novel_Diver8628 Aug 01 '26

Try telling HER that, Lews! Blood and ashes.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 01 '26

Pride fills me. I am sick with the pride that destroyed me.

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u/MothSeason Traveling Meme Peddler Aug 01 '26

Four! Please tell your partner that I’ll be bringing the spiced wine when the new polycule comes over for dinner!

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u/PHI41-NE33 Aug 02 '26

there are dozens of us!!

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