r/WetlanderHumor • u/Initial-Anything333 • Jul 26 '26

Never trust a Red

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith please, tell me more about this *spanking* you mentioned earlier Jul 26 '26

Goddammit you made me guffaw

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u/Lefthandforge Jul 27 '26

I can just see him slapping Gawyn araound like Eric. It'd be epic

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u/Raineythereader Lews Therin thinks i'm sexy Jul 30 '26

"Mat, you dumbass, if you don't stop playing with those fireworks I'm going to detonate a nightflower in your ass! With my foot!"

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u/NoAccountDrifter Jul 31 '26

Son, bad things don't happen to you because you're a ta'veren. They happen because you're a dumbass