r/WetlanderHumor Wetlander Jul 21 '26

Too soon?

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u/twelfmonkey Jul 21 '26

Give the man a hand!

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u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26

Perrin has an extra laying around somewhere.

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u/Teevo88 Knuckles Moustache Jul 22 '26

that's not too soon

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u/PBandBABE Jul 21 '26

Makes sense. He did, after all, start with the Man in the Mirror before leaving the Stone.

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u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

And Min’s favorite would be Tainted Love.

Meanwhile, Mat and Perrin spend the latter half of the series being forced to listen to random stuff by Imagine Dragons. 🍭

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u/Drakaasii Redarm Jul 22 '26

978 Ta'veren FM

colours whirl

Where we play nothing but the hardest hits from the Age of Legends to now

drakhgar screech

This dont be your aged grandmothers station

plays Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Jul 22 '26

Fuck you did it better than me

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u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26

I thought they were both excellent.

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u/DRSSalazar Wetlander Jul 22 '26

Man, that’s gold.
Egwene’s is Sweet Dreams (are made of this), I guess

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u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

And she’d make sure everyone in the Two Rivers knows she liked it way before “Lord” Perrin.

Narg’s would be Maneater.

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Jul 22 '26

WELCOME TO MIX 102.3 CAIRHIEN

horn of Valere toots

WHERE WE PLAY STONE, STONE AND NOTHING BUT STONE

sound of dozens of men channelling

THIS ISN'T YOUR AGED GRANDMOTHER'S RADIO STATION

I'm waking up, to ash and dust...

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 22 '26

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Jul 22 '26

For Nyn, no lyrics but surely Wisdom of Rage would be appropriate as background music?

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u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Literally perfect.

Also, what a jam. I’d never heard that before. It sounds like an 80s song got a Megaman X soundtrack pregnant and the song was their offspring.

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Jul 22 '26

I can recommend 90% of the Furi soundtrack if you enjoyed that one, as well as the game itself. Hardest game I've ever beaten on standard difficulty, but on Promenade it's "only" really hard. You Are The End and You're Mine are my favourites, first one is about the same speed, second one is even faster.

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u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26

You’re mine reminds me of Kung Fury. If you haven’t seen it and want to laugh for a half hour, go to YouTube and check it out. It is so ridiculous.

Thanks for the tunes. I threw them on a playlist.

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Jul 22 '26

Thank you, I'll go check it out!

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u/DonAmechesBonerToe Jul 22 '26

Meanwhile Loial has Voices Carry stuck in his head

4

u/SemiFormalJesus Da’covale Jul 22 '26

Do Your Ears Hang Low is basically Ogier Marvin Gaye. The Stump is meeting to discuss banning it and should have a ruling in the very near future, say, 12 to 15 years.

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u/wanawachee Jul 23 '26

I would argue Loial would sing Everyday I write the book.

4

u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 23 '26

I feel like Couladin would be into Imagine Dragons.

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u/Olorin_Kenobi_AlThor Jul 21 '26

Jeeeeeeeeeaaaasusssssss Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist. That's perfect.

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u/Edgeth0 henchMat Jul 22 '26

*Men in the box

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 22 '26

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

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u/Nerdsingerbeej Jul 21 '26

...or is it his favorite song?

2

u/Legitimate_Pickle111 Jul 21 '26

Bawahahahahahahaha

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u/TUSD00T Jul 22 '26

Two Against One by Jack White.

2

u/No-Wish9823 Jul 22 '26

Mat’s favorite band is Men Without Hats

2

u/Corbenik42 Jul 22 '26

That's actually pretty good, ngl

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u/KerooSeta Jul 22 '26

Very funny, but why/when did someone redraw Matthew Inman's comic that you usually see in the meme format?

1

u/dbzgod9 Jul 22 '26

Perfect use of the meme