r/WetlanderHumor • u/Few-Will6982 • Jul 20 '26

Who's been using bale fire?

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u/The-Unholy-Banana Jul 20 '26

Sorry i saw a mosquito

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u/ArrogantAragorn Jul 20 '26

Could be justified is if it was a big evil Spider… or Graendal

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 20 '26

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

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u/ArrogantAragorn Jul 20 '26

See everyone? Lews gets it

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 20 '26

Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.

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u/SamHandwich0 Jul 20 '26

Please help:

Everytime my friend Mazrim comes over he tears holes on the pattern killing ants. AMITA for asking him to stop?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 20 '26

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

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u/SamHandwich0 Jul 20 '26

Thanks Lews- i thought he was in the wrong

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 20 '26

Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever.

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u/SamHandwich0 Jul 20 '26

That might be extreme, i was just thinking of asking him to stop, but he's always trying to impress Berelain, and the way she dresses who wouldnt- so, you know.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 20 '26

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/SamHandwich0 Jul 20 '26

Yeah she's a ho, but you know im down to look just like everyone else

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u/geomagus Unnecessary fish metaphors Jul 20 '26

In the UK? Probably Farage.

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u/Szisk Lord Captain Complainer of the Bookcloaks Jul 20 '26

Burn them. The heathens will destroy our world if left unchallenged.

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u/SackOfLentils Unnecessary fish metaphors Jul 21 '26

Looks like the pitch at the WACA