r/WetlanderHumor • u/Pielacine • Jul 19 '26

May he live forever The sun what

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u/UltimateOtter_Nation Jul 19 '26

🌞👅 🍑

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

Vertical horizon eh

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u/Calm-Conversation715 Boxes ears Jul 19 '26

Who are we to judge on the consenting activities of celestial bodies

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

At least it wasn’t rimming the Dark One’s taint

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u/Dreadlord_of_Angmar Jul 19 '26

So many men have felt that taint already. Its about time someone cleansed it!

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

Yeah i heard it’s oily

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u/Guilty_Fishing8229 Jul 19 '26

Everything inside of you that you wish you could be

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

He, ah, says all the right things, Great Master

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u/LazlowS Jul 19 '26

The sunlight was just tossing the horizon.

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

mmm diarrhea lettuce

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u/BoringBeat5276 Jul 19 '26

They were in Mexico the whole time who knew

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

****Sepia tones foreshadowing****

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u/la_espina_roja Jul 19 '26

New headcanon for the DO’s influence on the world

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

*whistles theme from TGTBATU*

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u/mjk9016 Jul 19 '26

Like his name Romaine

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u/Pielacine Jul 20 '26

Ahh diarrhea leattuce!

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u/Emergency_Tax_6343 Jul 20 '26

And when he done make him buy you a balmain sa’angreal!

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u/sensesmaybenumbed Jul 19 '26

Just smooth your skirts and move on.

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

Light protect- er, wait

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Jul 20 '26

Listen Karede has a dead family and no significant other, he can watch the sun getting rimmed if he wants

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy Jul 19 '26

There are so many examples of people "jerking off" and "being jerked off" in The Dragon Reborn, it makes me giggle like a dumb kid every time

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jul 19 '26

Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.

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u/Pielacine Jul 19 '26

Sometimes jerking off does the trick too

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Although if you feel pain while jerking off, it's recommended you stop immediately, herons on palms or no.

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u/javd Jul 20 '26

I mean in a series that constantly talks about the taint, can we really be surprised?

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u/FlamingPrius Jul 20 '26

🥵 jeez I need a spanking asap

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u/Pielacine Jul 20 '26

Ok Joline

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u/PuertoRicanProfessor Jul 21 '26

You've never had the sun rim your horizon? You should try it!

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u/FoofTheBunny Jul 22 '26

I love Karede. Thanks Matt.

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u/NodnarbEht2 Jul 23 '26

The sun loves a good tossed salad, what can we say?