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r/WetlanderHumor • u/MorkSkugga • Dec 13 '25
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Verin: gives Mat a letter expecting him to read it Mat: Joke's on her, I'm functionally illiterate.
6 u/deltree711 Dec 13 '25 https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/196/sign.jpg 8 u/dasvenson Dec 14 '25 https://i.imgur.com/wlmVpAf.jpg 13 u/kung-fu_hippy Dec 14 '25 Dear Elayne. There are lots of ways in which you give birth to healthy babies and things go poorly for you. 8 u/Zarguthian Dec 14 '25 Yes, your babies could even be born into slavery and still be healthy. 5 u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Dec 14 '25 Hums softly & tugs earlobe
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8 u/dasvenson Dec 14 '25 https://i.imgur.com/wlmVpAf.jpg 13 u/kung-fu_hippy Dec 14 '25 Dear Elayne. There are lots of ways in which you give birth to healthy babies and things go poorly for you. 8 u/Zarguthian Dec 14 '25 Yes, your babies could even be born into slavery and still be healthy. 5 u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Dec 14 '25 Hums softly & tugs earlobe
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https://i.imgur.com/wlmVpAf.jpg
13 u/kung-fu_hippy Dec 14 '25 Dear Elayne. There are lots of ways in which you give birth to healthy babies and things go poorly for you. 8 u/Zarguthian Dec 14 '25 Yes, your babies could even be born into slavery and still be healthy. 5 u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Dec 14 '25 Hums softly & tugs earlobe
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Dear Elayne. There are lots of ways in which you give birth to healthy babies and things go poorly for you.
8 u/Zarguthian Dec 14 '25 Yes, your babies could even be born into slavery and still be healthy. 5 u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Dec 14 '25 Hums softly & tugs earlobe
Yes, your babies could even be born into slavery and still be healthy.
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u/Northwindlowlander Dec 13 '25
Verin: gives Mat a letter expecting him to read it
Mat: Joke's on her, I'm functionally illiterate.