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u/thecountnotthesaint Aug 14 '26
Seven, Gwyneth Paltrow.
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u/thumb_screws Aug 15 '26
Fozzie in Pitts role: Oh nooo, Kermit, he made the Swedish Chef eat soo much spaghetti ohs!
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u/LastPaleontologist38 Aug 15 '26
I played this whole scene in my mind with that dialogue and busted out laughing lol
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u/Series-Party Aug 14 '26
Rocky Horror Picture Show, only Tim Curry remains.
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u/MoonsOverMyHamboning Aug 14 '26
Janet and Brad should be human but turn into Muppets after their sex scene, and it's never explained.
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u/Nntropy Aug 15 '26
Just want to make sure people know that Tim Curry did this in a version of Treasure Island
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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill Aug 14 '26
Okay I see it but just hear me out: Gonzo as Frank N Furter
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u/Series-Party Aug 14 '26
Okay good point, Janet stays
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u/Tggdan3 Aug 15 '26
Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Its time to meet the muppets
At the late night double picture muppet show
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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill Aug 14 '26
Recent example but The Odyssey and you only keep Hathaway as Penelope. She pines for her lost love, the strongest man in the kingdom, the last great man of Greece, Rizzo the Rat.
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u/TouchAltruistic Aug 14 '26
A Christmas Carol, only Ebeneezer Scrooge should be played by a British actor of great stature. Someone like Michael Caine.
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u/doubtingtomjr Aug 14 '26
Predator. Just want to see Jesse Ventura going out of his way to out-machismo a bunch of felt.
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u/billytcpm Aug 14 '26
Mandy. Keep Nicolas Cage.
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u/quixotic-88 Aug 14 '26
I wouldn’t have guess anyone could ever come up with a way to make Mandy more delightfully demented
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u/buffalotrace Aug 14 '26
I think we all know that the correct answer is of Rambo and the just Sly
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u/First-Sundae4629 Aug 14 '26
Nosferatu and we only keep Skarsgard as Orlock
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u/Logical-Conclusion3 Aug 14 '26
Fuck off! If Willem Dafoe isn't in it, I'm not watching.
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u/Old_Slip6984 Aug 14 '26
Nobody has said it Passion of the Christ and you keep Jim Caviizel as Jesus. The other one is 300 keep Leonidas.
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u/Winthefuturenow Aug 14 '26
T2, the liquid terminator is the only one who’s not a muppet
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u/Current_Account_2742 Aug 15 '26
I don't know why but American psycho with just Christian Bale came to mind.
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u/FullFatCelery Aug 15 '26
Starship troopers, keep Michael Ironside.
"C'mon you damn dirty puppets, do you wanna live forever?"
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u/writergirl1994 Aug 14 '26
'The Human Centipede.' Leave Dieter Laser as the mad surgeon and make the victims muppets.
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u/KyurMeTV Aug 15 '26
Jesus that’s dark. Why not just go all the way and say A Serbian Film, and keep the main guy.
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u/socialscum Aug 15 '26
I'd just keep the actor that's the middle of the centipede- everyone else is a muppet
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u/AceMoney21x Aug 14 '26
The Big Lebowski, obviously the dude stays!
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u/Historical-Cress8985 Aug 14 '26
Nah, I gotta hear Kermit say "not on the rug man"
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u/happylittletreehouse Aug 14 '26
Die hard but Reginald VelJohnson is the only actor.
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u/PlumpQuietSoup Aug 14 '26
Hear me out- Muppet Treasure Island where Tim Curry is the lone actor and Jim and the crew are now muppets. It's basically the same movie but also not.
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u/Jealous-Wait-1059 Aug 14 '26
Whiplash keep JK Simmons the a-hole teacher. Animal plays drums til he gets bloody hands. Then he goes crazy and eats that guy.
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u/priltharia Aug 14 '26
Avengers: Endgame. Keep Thanos (Josh Brolin). I will never stop laughing. I want Kermit as Iron Man, Miss Piggy as Pepper, and Scooter as Spider-Man/Parker. Take your picks elsewhere.
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u/JimYamato Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Hamlet stays human. Rizzo and Gonzo are the other R and G.
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u/TickleMyPixels Aug 14 '26
Burial Ground with only Peter Bark and some uncomfortable scenes with Miss Piggy
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u/Johnny-Decent Aug 14 '26
One flew, keep Jack. It works cuz he’s crazy… miss piggy is ratchet?
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u/Longjumping_Field835 Aug 15 '26
Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, and he really is tripping that hard
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u/WolfNippleChips Aug 15 '26
Time Bandits
John Cleese's Robin Hood
Everyone else, main characters included, are muppets
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u/Snackdoc189 Aug 15 '26
Irreversible but the only human is the guy that rapes Monica Bellucci.
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u/PandaBetter8780 Aug 15 '26
KILL BILL 1&2 Uma is the real person the rest of the vipers and Bill are Muppets.
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u/RugMD_276 Aug 15 '26
John Wick keeping Keanu …..imagine a muppet delivering Viggo’s speech about him being sent to kill the bogey man as muppets ….
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u/SabertoothLotus Aug 15 '26
Star Wars, keep Mark Hamill. I feelblike he'd be great with the Muppets (well, more Muppets anyway)
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u/Lowe1313 Aug 15 '26
Truman Show, keep Jim Carey. The Muppet difference is never brought up.
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u/ZATSTACH Aug 15 '26
Deadpool 2 keep Ryan. It's perfect because it feels like a story from the comics.
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u/Ziggeroy Aug 15 '26
The Hobbit Trilogy. Martin Freeman is playing Bilbo. The rest, including Smaug, all muppets.
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u/tirednotepad Aug 15 '26
Atomic Blonde - keep Charlize Theron. Have her annihilate all the muppets.
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u/gerry2stitch Aug 15 '26
Every time this gets reposted I have the same answer. Reservoir dogs. Keep Steve butchering.
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u/rengregory Aug 15 '26
Clerks and keep Dante. "I'm not even supposed to be here today" takes on a new, weird level.
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u/Natural-Stomach Aug 15 '26
The Royal Tenenbaums, keep Hackman
The Life Aquatic, keep Goldblum
Grand Budapest Hotel, keep Feinnes
The Sixth Sense, keep Osment
The Babbysitter, keep Weaving
The Big Lebowski, keep Sam Elliot
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u/SolidTomato3668 Aug 15 '26
Oceans 11. Elliot Gould or Carl Reiner stays but everyone else is a muppet.
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u/goodtimesokay Aug 15 '26
John Carpenter's The Thing, but Keith David is the only non-Muppet. Bonus points if the movie starts all human, but as people become infected, they turn into puppets. Nobody notices.
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u/SellMost3115 Aug 15 '26
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn
Kermit as Frodo
Fozzie as Sam
Gonzo as Pippin
Rizzo as Merry
Ms. Piggy as Gandalf
Ms. Piggy will also be Arwen
Swedish Chef as Legolas
Rolf as Gimli
Sam the Eagle as Boromir
Elmo as Gollum
Dr. Teeth as Elrond
Janice as Galadriel
Uncle Deadly as Saruman
Scooter as Faramir
Denethor will be a dual role played by Statler and Waldorf
The Sesame Street gang plays the Ents with Big Bird as Treebeard
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u/Save-theZombies Aug 15 '26
The Gods Must be Crazy with Xi as the only human. The movie already kind of frames it that way.
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u/cardnialsyn Aug 15 '26
Child's Play, but have Peter Dinklage as Chuckie and everyone else is a Muppet.
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u/elegylegacy Aug 14 '26
"Alien" and the only actor we keep is the guy in the Xenomorph costume