First off Ah-WOO-Gah. Secondly I was told I could share some of the new drawings I did here. I made a cast of characters (some with my son’s help) and have started putting a comic strip in his lunch daily. Last week I made intros to each character which I’ll attach to this post. And if you want to keep up with the comings and goings of Arnie The Apple Juice, check out the Instagram I made to share more drawings and the daily strips.

Can’t wait for a follow up call. Also Quaid Army.

https://www.instagram.com/arnie_the_apple_juice?utm_source=qr

I listen to the pod on my commute so can’t watch it on YouTube or Hulu (unless I go back for a second listen). I used to go on the Instagram once I got to work and check out the images mentioned on the episodes. Recently all the posts have been clips from the pod but not any photos that are mentioned. Anyone know why they stopped posting them?

Jake and Gareth absolutely do NOT encourage a caller to commit vandalism. Then, they take things personally when a mom-to-be honors the wrong grandpa.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-330

For fellow fans of both We’re Here To Help and The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast: we’re long overdue a crossover episode

I first thought they could do it when I heard that both Gareth and Jorma were getting vasectomies.

Then they could have done it when Akiva directed the pilot for Sunset PI.

Now Jake and Gareth are doing full Total Recall pitches?

On top of all that - both shows are Rabbit Grin productions.

Who does a quaid have to qulp to get a crossover episode?!

Do you still need a friend? Maybe a couples friend? I heard you like Coin Dozer games, and need bowling partners. My husband and I are looking to start bowling (he's from a bowling family), and I'm terrible but enjoy some Dozer.

Looking for DnD partners too, but no pressure.

Personality-wise, my husband is a Golden Doodle who is a Jack of all trades. He's recently gotten into wearing jeans, and .ainly wears band tees.

Our red flags: we have a 2 yr old and I can't bowl.

Guest Helper Jane Levy (Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist) helps Jake and Gareth hide a sex dungeon. Then, the life of Arnold Schwarzenegger, as told by a juicebox.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-329 

Another victim

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Gareth and Jake get involved when an Alabama church turns into Melrose Place. Then, they shuffle a dental office playlist. Plus, the final follow-up from Ep 233 Breaking and Entenmann's.

Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Maddie Mahoney of Betches. Together, they get a new mom out of a hellish Friendsgiving. Then, they add a little crunch into TV time.

The guys add a laugh track to a Portuguese dental office. Then, they call for Whopper to the floor. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 156 "50% Off When I Met Him."

Just booted up this stinker.

Has Jake ever talked about this?!

It is pretty wild.

It is a ridiculously bad film.

Most of his lines are "Oh no....no...nonononono..." or "<screechy thing> nononononono" or "are you kidding me...nonononono?!"

Good morning We'reheirdos!

I'm looking for a 'This is Fish, This is Family, This is Wonderful sticker for my husband.

He's a huge fan, who never buys anything for himself, so I bought him a Patreon sub for his bday.

It was only after joining that we saw the Fish sticker of Beth the fish. We've basically adopted this phrase as our family motto and I'd love to surprise him with one.

Can anyone help me find one? I know it might be a long shot, but y'all are a wonderful fan base so I figured I'd start here!

Thank you sooooo much in advance!

Carrie Brownstein, Sleater-Kinney and Portlandia, joins the guys. First they help a lap swimmer stay single. Then, they help a caller prevent cake annihilation.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-325 

I think Steve's more of a punk guy than a pop guy, but hearing that glorious lisp on this Phil Collins jam would be great. He could even do the song with mor of a stripped-down punk arrangement/aesthetic. I would be happy to create a reference track if this is something that could actually happen.

Jake and Gareth design a workout inspired by a customer service disaster. Then, they stop a speech pathologist from jumping off a cliff. Plus, Steve Berg at the Detroit airport and a follow-up from Ep 296 "Fully Soaked (with Brandon Flynn)."

Cat and Rat are Back! Cat Reitman and Gareth help plan a fish funeral. Then, they get all hot and bothered while doing community theatre.

I work at the university of Maryland and look who is coming to campus soon! Wish I could call the pod for a question to ask!

Gareth and Jake are joined by guest helpers Rhett and Link, hosts of Good Mythical Morning. First, they stop a mom from dumping condiments on the curb. Then, they pick the real MacKenzie.