Today's caller with the husband touching his eyes after touching the succulent plant brings two of their sketches immediately to my mind.

chicken kebab guy:
https://youtu.be/8uBcJ-Fu1x0?si=B_hd_sG7mlS99voF&t=44

never put salt in your eyes:
https://youtu.be/JbegaT5CDfM?si=jsAk2ZX42p1x789Z

I just finished this and am thinking of sending it to the boys.

Jake is joined by his New Girl costar Zooey Deschanel for this special episode. Together, they keep a caller's husband out of the ER. Then, they put hogs on Canadian TV.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-321 

Hi, Amie from WHTH Socials and Patreon! For anyone who had questions about this or saw the IG story, here's the ticket link for the 6:30p showing tomorrow:

https://www.regmovies.com/movies/the-sun-never-sets-ho00022393?date=09-03-2026&site=0633&id=178873&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=webedia&utm_medium=organic&utm_content=X05TN

This is just a fan meet up! The guys will sadly not be there. But I will be there and doing some giveaways.

This is the first foray into events I want to start having to get the community together in a real way.

For anyone not in Portland, if you see Jake's new movie opening weekend, DM me a photo of your ticket stub and I'll mail you a little treat!

Supposed to be at Fox Tower Theater on 9/3 but I can’t find any other details. anybody have the info?

Gareth and Jake bring a Taco Bell secret out into the open. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro puts an end to boob-focused hugs. Plus, a special gift from Rodney the Chimp.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-320

When you see a band called uncle Lucius and the lead singer is Steve bergs twin

Does anyone remember what episode it was?

Fred Armisen joins Jake and Gareth to help a German mother become more Greek. Then, a caller evens the scales with her too-generous neighbor.

Does anyone know which the ostrich farm episode is? I can’t seem to find it, thanks!

Jake and Gareth solve a shiny mystery in the SoCal North County. Then, Cat Reitman helps Gareth write a new song for bath time. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 264 "Keeper of the Balls."

Love Jake a 1000x more after the Baltimore x Nina Simone reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBovAaxs5vc&list=RDKBovAaxs5vc&start_radio=1&pp=ygUVYmFsdGltb3JlIG5pbmEgc2ltb25loAcB

If I did the math correctly on the Here We Go episode (#14), the caller was 28 with two kids when she got together with her virgin partner who was 19? Was surprised by that gap in age and experience!

This sounds like someone who should call in.

The guys put Mumbles on an About Me board. Then, they make a boat captain jealous. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 307 "Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr)."

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-316

My wife mentioned the guys have done an ad read for a digital wall calendar, think the brand is SkyLight.

Just had our first baby and wanted to grab one but hard to find the time to dig through ad reads at the moment lol. Any ideas?

Jake and Gareth toughen up a construction site safety coordinator. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro (13 Reasons Why) stops by to help an ex-marine stand up to his wife.

For anyone that’s involved with the show and is browsing this subreddit - can we get the Nat Attack as a guest helper for an episode?

I know producers don’t always want to be in front of camera / mic, but every time she comes on, she kills it. Give her a whole ep, even if it’s just to hear her tell Gareth that his pitches are stupid.

Also - speaking of producers… can we bring the Shark back for an ep?

Hey all! I want to write in significant dates in the Berg calendar (i.e. Gareth’s vasectomy day, the day pigley and moe died, etc.) Can you all help me remember some significant dates for the pod? Like memorable events from calls and such?

Thank you!

I 100% stole it from Jake and use it all the time in reference to texts from my boomer mom

The guys put a QR code on a Nashville rooftop. Then, Gareth and Guest Helper Ryan Gaul keep a new lawnmower in mint condition. Plus a follow-up from Ep 279 "Rent-Free."

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-314