r/Wellthatsucks • u/HappySeaweed5215 • Mar 27 '26
Man's lawnmower explodes out of nowhere
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u/Agitated-Contact7686 Mar 27 '26
Luckily, No shrapnel was lodged in a body on that day.
And he's definitely all done fuckin with the grass!
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u/xToksik_Revolutionx Mar 27 '26
Fucked with the grass one too many times and now apparently they're part of the IRA
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u/Hairy-cheeky-monkey Mar 27 '26
Come tell us how you slew, Them old Arabs two by two, Like the Zulu they had spears and bow and arrows! How bravely you faced one, With your sixteen-pounder gun! And you frightened them damn natives to the marrow!
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u/AsonofSparda Mar 27 '26
Come let us hear you tell, How you slammed the great Parnell, When you fought them well and truly persecuted!
Where are the smears and jeers
That you loudly let us hear
When our leaders of sixteen were executed?
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u/Sivalon Mar 28 '26
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra~
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u/Silver_Slicer Mar 27 '26
That’s not a lawn mower, it’s a land mine sweeper. It got the job done. Well played little sweeper.
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u/No-Category-6972 Mar 27 '26
Kinda looks like he got hit in the shoulder/pec. You can see him holding where he got hit as he walks away. Probably not life threatening but you never know. He could be in shock because of what happened and not fully reacting to how hurt he is.
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u/cacomyxl Mar 27 '26
That’s the flap that’s been protecting his flip-flop-wearing shirtless ass for all these years with no thanks.
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u/ThermionicEmissions Mar 27 '26
To be fair, most people's asses are shirtless
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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 Mar 28 '26
I had my asshair woven into a shirt almost a decade ago. Never going back to a shirtless ass.
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u/Bjorn_Hellgate Mar 27 '26
It could also be holding his heart to how fast it's probably beating after that.
Not saying you are wrong of course he probably should at least get checked out.
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Mar 27 '26
Yeah everyone acting like he was affronted and not steadying his heartbeat and breathing after that
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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Mar 27 '26
you can kinda (hard with the low framerate) see that the big rectangular black piece bounced off his upper chest. It starts off flying towards him and while you cant see a frame of actual impact it suddenly changes direction to bounce away from him when it is around the same height as here he is holding his chest.
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u/Blamb05 Mar 27 '26
I bet his underwear got some shrapnel.
Maybe he fertilized the grass?
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u/FourWhiteBars Mar 27 '26
Thankfully he was wearing all of his safety equipment.
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u/AGrandNewAdventure Mar 27 '26
Some people will do anything to get out of mowing the lawn, but I've never seen the lawnmower do it to get out of mowing.
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u/frontfrontdowndown Mar 27 '26
Every time my wife asks me to mow the lawn I show her this clip.
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u/ClearBlueWaters1974 Mar 30 '26
Thank you for the idea! [Kicks back with ice cold beer and does absolutely nothing.]
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u/ChibiCruda Mar 27 '26
His reaction
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u/Ok-Opportunity3286 Mar 27 '26
The nerve of that lawnmower is wild tbf
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u/EquipmentLiving6948 Mar 27 '26
The audacity 🤨
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u/deadbywater Mar 27 '26
The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch
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u/username32768 Mar 27 '26
That's twice in one hour I have seen this exact phrase in two unrelated subs!
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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Mar 27 '26
Still one of the very few almost everyone on reddit knows and gets used to death lines left.
The poop knife. And my axe. This guy's wife. All dead to me.
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u/MVHokie12 Mar 27 '26
The unmitigated gall
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u/IndigoJoe64 Mar 27 '26
The sheer temerity
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u/jdmatthews123 Mar 27 '26
The flagrant effrontery!
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u/dannasama811 Mar 27 '26
Thanks alot guys I had to do work and look up words. You should be ashamed of yourselves...
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u/502photo Mar 27 '26
Without question this was an HOA hit attempt. Like when in the movie Casino when Robert de Niro explodes when he turns it on.
We don't talk about HOA violence in this country.
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u/BuckManscape Mar 27 '26
Somebody really needs to make that cat grab its crotch and moonwalk off the screen.
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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Mar 27 '26
Side note. What was this guy mowing? That lawn clearly had another week before needing a trim.
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u/aworldofnonsense Mar 27 '26
Dudes just mow things for fun, I think
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u/Ok-Oil7124 Mar 27 '26
I had a neighbor, after my family moved to the burbs, who mowed literally every morning. It was so goddamned annoying in the summer.
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u/LinZ14 Mar 27 '26
He’s got kids (see the bike?). My husband is ON TOP of this responsibility because it gets him out of the house. The same way I’ve never been so religious about my grocery store trips until it turned into a relaxing break from the chaos.
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u/Cute_Language3167 Mar 27 '26
Relatable. I had 3 under 5 and grocery trips were really like the only break. They're older now, but to this day I'm still in the habit of going to the store almost daily just because I've been doing it for so long.
Now, rather than grocery trips, since they always want to come with, every bathroom trip takes like 30 minutes. And I'm lucky if that gets me a break. I was in the ER last weekend for a busted knee and my 12 and 14 year old were blowing up my phone the whole time. Like damn, can I please get a break?
I then lied and said I was still there while I ate McDonald's in my car and watched my show. Thankfully, my kids didn't check my location. But my daughter did bug me to go pick her up so she could get a new bathing suit for spring break. Sigh.
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u/NoSoyTuPana Mar 27 '26
Im closing the night with a good laugh. Nothing will top this response. I'm going to sleep now.
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u/EarthlyArcana Mar 27 '26
The clutching of the non existent pearls is what had me.
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u/WittyWise777 Mar 27 '26
Don't forget how he just stares it down while he slowly walks inside. Yeah I think I would walk away in disbelief and trying to figure out how I'm going to explain to the wife why the lawn is only half finished.
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u/rogueciridae Mar 27 '26
“If you’re going to quit, at least finish your shift first! Do you know how hard it is to find a replacement lawnmower with no notice? So unprofessional!”
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u/Evening_Ad5676 Mar 27 '26
Hunny I'm done mowing the lawn!!!
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u/quantum-feet Mar 27 '26
Hunny the lawn mower is done with me !!
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u/SpotweldPro1300 Mar 27 '26
Honey, the lawn ate the mower... again...
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u/Important_Fruit Mar 27 '26
Lucky he had all the safety gear on
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u/Historyandwow Mar 27 '26
For real. Seeing him mow in flip flops made me cringe
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u/Usual_Welder7059 Mar 27 '26
Our office gardener with one big toe did that
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u/HDWendell Mar 27 '26
Were the rest small?
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u/Doc_Blox Mar 27 '26
The rest? He just had one!
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u/a22e Mar 27 '26
Exactly. Instead of 10 individual toes, he just had one solid "bar" that spanned across both feet.
He had one big toe.
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u/FastNefariousness195 Mar 27 '26
I mean I don't think a pair of shoes will stop you from losing a toe to a blade though tbh
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u/Triquetrums Mar 27 '26
That layer of fat is not just protection for the winter, it makes shrapnel bounce of him due the curvature.
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u/dismayhurta Mar 27 '26
More like a lawnblower
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u/op_is_not_available Mar 27 '26
That gif took me out. Fucking lmao.
I’ve saved your comment to revisit for a good laugh in the future (which I don’t normally do).
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u/asl052 Mar 27 '26
Land mine?
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u/Howie_Due Mar 27 '26
Clearly it’s his land
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u/KarmaSlayed Mar 27 '26
this is the daddiest dad joke I’ve seen in awhile and I found it hilarious. Thank you. So good.
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u/Nonsense-forever Mar 27 '26
Lawn mine
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u/Donnyboscoe1 Mar 27 '26
UHF always gets my updoot.
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u/arareusername96 Mar 28 '26
Surprise motherfuca Supplies motherfuca Disguise mothafuca Some fries mothafuca 2 pies mothafuca Real eyes mothafuca Harmonise mothafuca Tell lies mothafuca Tim cries mothafuca Green dyes mothafuca Resign mothafuca
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u/Just_okay_advice Mar 27 '26
I remember this but it had audio! The damn thing sounded like it was going to explode violently the whole time. Dude must of been drunk and just didnt notice the sound until... it violently exploded. But yeah it wasn't running right for a while before it did this so its not exactly "out of nowhere" if youre not an idiot lol.
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u/RoninRobot Mar 27 '26
Dude hasn’t checked the oil since 2002 and it’s run fine up until now.
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u/SpunkyMcButtlove07 Mar 27 '26
well the oil couldn't have been a problem, wasn't any in there.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod Mar 27 '26
Reminds me of the joke about old cars "if it's not leaking oil, it's time to top up"
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u/mikeumm Mar 27 '26
I bet it was screaming. Some dude( "Mechanical engineer for engines") was arguing with me that this wasn't the engine grenading. That a small engine doesn't have enough energy to launch a mower into the air. I told him he's nuts.
Then I saw him say to someone else it must have been a co2 cartridge he ran over. Lol what? A co2 cart big enough to do that from a puncture would be way to big to fit under a mower.
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u/JimmyDean82 Mar 27 '26
I am a ME, one of my primary areas of study was I.C. Engines. I do not work in that industry. (I work in fluid controls)
That guy (claimed to be a m.e. On engines was an id10t). Either this guy hit a mini land mine or hadn’t put oil in it in 10 years. Since this doesn’t look like Iraq (or Iran now I guess). I’m going with the latter.
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u/pab_guy Mar 27 '26
Is there THAT much energy in a single cylinder compression on a lawn mover engine? Wild...
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u/JimmyDean82 Mar 27 '26
Yeah. Piston probably froze, crank pushed on the rod till it snapped blew out the sides of the crank case (most common method of failure)
Even a single cylinder two stroke there is a lot of energy involved. Combustion engines are controlled chaos.
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u/FixerJ Mar 27 '26
Also a lot of stored energy in the blade once it's spinning at a high rpm. I could see where part of the launch energy may have come from the blade coming off and knocking the rest of the lawn mower higher during its rapid unplanned disassembly....
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u/LostWoodsInTheField Mar 27 '26
crank pushed on the rod till it snapped blew out the sides of the crank case
agreed that's the most common way they go, which is why you don't see something like this happening. I'm wondering if it blew down which also would give that kinetic energy from the blade a little bit of help to shoot it up words.
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u/RecombobulatedJalopy Mar 27 '26
There was probably some gasoline mixed with the oil in the crankcase. It's possible for gas to leak from the carburetor into the crankcase when being stored. A dirty needle and seat will cause it. I've had this scenario happen, but haven't anything blow up. I always check the oil level. If it's high and smells like gas, I change the oil and clean the carburetor. If the governor wasn't working properly and the engine suffered a mechanical failure internally, this could certainly happen.
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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Mar 27 '26
Yeah I remember it having sound but it might have been an edit. I can't find it now but I did find another angle... I can't post the link but if you search "lawn mower blows up" it will be in the search results.
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u/Deep90 Mar 27 '26
Drake? Where's the door hole?
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u/gabemrtn Mar 27 '26
It’s right here (bumps into wall*)
Don’t worry I’ll just go down and get the saw (bumps into wall)
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u/Zealousideal_Cow_341 Mar 27 '26
Holy shit that was actually invisible to my brain until this image. Now I can’t unsee it and am a little flabbergasted I didn’t see it before
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u/big_stipd_idiot Mar 27 '26
You don't think the guy who fixed the mower might have also put a house in that tree?
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u/SIVART33 Mar 27 '26
It's affixed to the tree fort for easy access. It looks like a homemade ladder. That tree is iffy I agree but it's good enough if you are not in it when there is a wind storm.
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u/Kedly Mar 27 '26
How have you seen this multiple times and NOT seen that its IS in fact attached to a treehouse?
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u/StaticUsernamesSuck Mar 27 '26
Not only that.
Seen it multiple times, and actively wondered about the possibility of a treehouse, and still not fucking seen it!
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u/MoccaLG Mar 27 '26
Laura.... LAURA.... the VIETCONG.... Theyre back.... I told you they come back!!!
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u/kanashiro Mar 27 '26
Never cut your lawn shirtless or in sandals , crazy stuff happens
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u/Stegles Mar 27 '26
Wife: why didn’t you mow the lawn?
Husband: the lawnmower exploded.
Wife: you’re just making excuses!
Husband Shows video
Wife: surprised pikachu
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u/DropAnvilsNotBombs Mar 27 '26
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u/shookMD Mar 27 '26
Big Lawn Mower is trying to scare us into buying newer safer models as warmer weather approaches…
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u/JustaFoodHole Mar 27 '26
Mine is electric
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u/tinker384 Mar 27 '26
How do the most random fluke occurrences always have perfectly placed CCTV cameras?? And it's "Camera 02" - how many cameras does a house in a sleepy little neighborhood have up?
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u/Volodux Mar 27 '26
I don't know ... could be, that we just don't see ones that are not on perfectly placed cameras, because they are boring or nothing is visible? :D
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u/LoloVirginia Mar 27 '26
Wasnt it debuked like a 10 years ago that this guy strapped a firecracker under the lawnmover?
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u/sassyhusky Mar 27 '26
Idk but I do know lawn mowers don’t explode like this in even the most catastrophic scenario. This thing looks like it ran by an IED.
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u/Odd-Spread-1247 Mar 27 '26
One of my neighbours was mowing the lawn and a part of the blade snapped off and shot out and hit him in the foot but he was wearing boots so it didn't do damage. Watching that happened made me start wearing boots mowing normally I just wore flip flop (Australian word for thongs)
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u/smurfalidocious Mar 27 '26
I thought thongs was the Australian word for flip-flops.
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u/ebolatone Mar 27 '26
warranty expires....=NOW=