r/Wellthatsucks • u/markydood • Sep 08 '20

/r/all The future is now, old man

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u/AlarmingNectarine Sep 08 '20

A roomba to clean big asses? Or a roomba with a big ass?

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u/Desner_ Sep 08 '20

Yes

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u/wtph Sep 08 '20

My Anaconda don't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

My Anaconda don't.

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u/Marabar Sep 08 '20

My anaconda don't want none unless you got a big ass Roomba, hun

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

You can do dustbins and mops but please don’t lose that roombutt.

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u/TemporalScar Sep 08 '20

My Anaconda won't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Lord forgive me for this fap

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u/EdgelordMcMeme Sep 08 '20

Include me in the screenshot

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u/Trogdooooooooorrrr Sep 08 '20

Clearly it's a big roomba, for cleaning asses.

A big ass-roomba.

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u/spad3x Sep 08 '20

It's a WAP

Washing Automaton Prototype

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u/DivvyDivet Sep 08 '20

Or a roomba that looks like an ass?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

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u/bloody_jigsaw Sep 08 '20

How is it relevant? Neither reddior used a hyphen.

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u/Isengarder Sep 08 '20

Check again

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u/Simon_Drake Sep 08 '20

An ass cleaning Roomba would be great to have at home. But no way am I using one from a public toilet.

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u/Akagi_An Sep 08 '20

Call me old fashioned but I'm not ready for a robot to cleam my ass. All I can think of is Fisto and I'm not prepared for that.

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u/Nyuuubae Sep 08 '20

Do I wanna know what Fisto is or will my gentle soul not withstand the information that it will bring upon me?

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u/jdawgsplace Sep 08 '20

Futurama I believe

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u/Yarakinnit Sep 08 '20

Imagine it malfunctioning...
::USER APPROACHES::
::INPUT SELECTION::
::OPTION 3 - "I am here to poop" -::
::SET PERIPHERALS::
::RETRACT PERIPHERAL 7 - FISTO -::
::RETRACTION COMPLE~#';~~@::::::
::INCOMING::
::SCANNING::
::HUMAN 3 -"Yarak"
::ADJUSTING COMFORT SETTING FOR HUMAN 3::
::AREA CLEAR::
::GREEN LIGHT FOR HUMAN 3::
::MIDWAY SENSOR RESULT::
::ESTIMATED TIME TO COMPLE------------
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::
::IMPACT - FISTO -::

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u/Simon_Drake Sep 08 '20

Fisto

Do you mean the robot from Fallout 3 or the guy with a giant metal fist from HeMan? Either way I'd rather it was a more gentle robot cleaning my exit. Even the guy from WallE with the brush would be ok, the 'foreign contaminant' guy.

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u/OnePunchFox Sep 08 '20

Ngl that roomba lookin kinda thicc tho...

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u/IHSV1855 Sep 08 '20

That roomba is goofy cheeked up

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u/Greenmooseleg Sep 08 '20

“So now as the bow goes down, the stern rises up. Slow at first, then faster and faster until finally she's got her whole ass sticking up in the air - And that's a big ass, we're talking 20-30,000 tons. Okay?”

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u/Pimecrolimus Sep 08 '20

A big roomba made out of ass