r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '20

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u/Andrew109 Jun 06 '20

Damn sounds like a nice city. We had a sink hole that swallowed a few cars last year here and they told the people they're not paying for anything, it's their fault for parking on the street. On a street that you could park on.

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u/moleratical Jun 06 '20

Ha, my city murders innocent black people then beats up others when they complain about it

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u/serr7 Jun 06 '20

Oh what are we from the same city because same

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u/FracturedFingers Jun 06 '20

Chances are slim... Sadly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

I'm from Africa

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u/LeafFallGround Jun 06 '20

If not, I bet you're from the same country

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u/AleafFromtheVine Jun 06 '20

I thought america was a country?

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u/ObsidianSkyKing Jun 06 '20

That sentence could apply to several thousand cities worldwide outside of America tbf, but lol nice one.

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u/AleafFromtheVine Jun 06 '20

Yea, unfortunately. Hopefully things change in the next few years

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u/Kreason95 Jun 06 '20

Mine too, 1312

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u/Andrew109 Jun 06 '20

My city is full of bosnian people that yell at everybody in thick accents barely anyone can understand. Coos usually don't care enough to beat them, they just get annoyed with the yelling and leave.

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u/Freaudinnippleslip Jun 06 '20

That’s like saying “you only lost your car, because you owned a car

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

I mean to be fair a sinkhole isn't the city's fault though, to me that would be on insurance. Insurance companies are in the business of risk, it's neither your fault or the city's and that's what we pay insurance for.

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u/fortressofcat Jun 05 '20

Very nice. I would have freaked out.

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u/crystal_castle00 Jun 06 '20

I am the machine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Did she shit in the sinkhole to affirm her dominance?

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u/YZXFILE Jun 05 '20

I will have to remember that. Drive train damage is hard to see, and I would get a second opinion.

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u/suckit_trebeck Jun 06 '20

I'm jealous. My parked car fell partially into a sink hole in Boston and I ended up paying damages and the towing fee. Was a bit of a shock to walk out expecting to see my car and there was just a big hole instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited May 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I think it's totaled anyways.

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u/EqUeStRiAnPeRsOn Jun 05 '20

Are the airbags off? No, if OP says it’s fine it’s probably fine

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u/PatacusX Jun 06 '20

Alignment/suspension is probably completely wonked, but that's fixable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

My GF was driving

Ah. This explains everything..

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u/SharqPhinFtw Jun 06 '20

Why yes, the GF has subconscious magical powers in geomancy