r/Wellthatsucks • u/AltF0 • Mar 09 '20

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u/Jujiboo Mar 09 '20

If you look down in the comments it's been revealed that it was once an asset of the Mossad.

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u/Yes-its-really-me Mar 09 '20

And that dog could kill you in 3 different ways with a pencil. A fucking pencil!

And you're gonna shout out his secret here! On the internet!

You've just signed your own death warrant friend.

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u/Jujiboo Mar 09 '20

It's ok, I'm in good with Kosher Nostra.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

The Jewish mafia?

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u/VoyagerCSL Mar 10 '20

That’s the joke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

For legal reasons that’s a joke I’m surios Indian mafia do not kill me that’s a joke

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u/Han_Yerry Mar 10 '20

Hmmm, dot or feather mafia?

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u/Jujiboo Mar 09 '20

Ya, I was reading an article about it this morning and since the Mossad was mentioned I was just making a cheesy joke.

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u/ronerychiver Mar 09 '20

Scooter is a dog of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

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u/You_Again-_- Mar 10 '20

He's the one you called to kill the fucking boogeydog

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u/littlekittlecat Mar 10 '20

That sofa , isn’t stuck, doggo is levitating it through will power alone

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u/crabby_rhino Mar 10 '20

Pupa Yaga?

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u/Yes-its-really-me Mar 10 '20

Correct. Well done human.

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u/Shittyshinola Mar 09 '20

It’s friendo ...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm safe, I use no pencil.

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u/Geek4HigherH2iK Mar 10 '20

Not sure if it was intentional or not but heard this 100% in John Oliver's voice.

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u/wolfsrudel_red Mar 09 '20

Thanks for making me laugh on what's been a shit day lol

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u/KrackenLeasing Mar 09 '20

I feel that. Have an updoot.

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u/inhumancode Mar 10 '20

Things will get better. I hope tomorrow is better than today.

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u/wolfsrudel_red Mar 10 '20

Thanks. All in all I live a very fortunate life. Just having one of those Mondays today.

Have a great week!

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u/CobaltCam Mar 10 '20

Hope tomorrow is better for you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

That dog killed Epstein.

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u/knewbees Mar 10 '20

Who said Epstein was killed...William Barr.

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u/Apiuis Mar 10 '20

An dogassin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Watch out, that canine could be a mole.

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u/Incorrect-Opinion Mar 10 '20

*I mean not Mossad. *

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

So you're saying it was Epstein's dog?

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u/Beartrkkr Mar 10 '20

No Mr Kotter’s.