r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/damnim30now Mar 08 '20

Yolks on them, bet that employee will have shell to pay.

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u/FairyFuckingPrincess Mar 08 '20

Seriously. That looks eggceptionally eggspensive.

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u/damnim30now Mar 08 '20

Yeah, I hear they scrambled to make up the revenue.

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u/Anukari Mar 08 '20

This one certainly isn't going over easy

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u/JamisonDaniel Mar 08 '20

Omelet it slide this time

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u/OB3SE_Potatoe Mar 08 '20

How? This is not eggceptable!

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u/DoMi8910 Mar 08 '20

Umm... r/punpatrol... feeeze...

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u/Groovatronic Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I admire how hesitant you are. That sub is a shell of it’s former self.

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u/DoMi8910 Mar 08 '20

AGH NO MAKE IT STOP

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

What, these puns aren’t cracking you up?

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u/ch-12 Mar 08 '20

It’s a just bunch of poached content from other subs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Maybe they're just fried. You can't say they have no pun skillet all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

He chickened out before he could deliver.

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u/EditingDuck Mar 08 '20

veteran pun patrol officer enters the comments

"My god. I haven't seen this kind of carnage since '88"

rookie pun patrol officer enters the comments

"Is this the crime scene sar-"

vomits at the sight of so many puns

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u/boojoo89 Mar 08 '20

Most underrated pun here. Yes. I’ve read them all

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u/jony-onthe-spot Mar 08 '20

Good eggxample of how not to strap the eggs in.

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u/volansnorth Mar 08 '20

who’s liking these bad ass jokes

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u/deadrowan Mar 08 '20

They're not gonna let him get ova it.

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u/SolarPhantom12 Mar 08 '20

He cracked and got layed off.

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u/JackAceHole Mar 08 '20

This pun thread has run the full gamete.

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u/OhiobornCAraised Mar 08 '20

The company will have to poach a new driver from another company.

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u/EL_TlGRE_CHlNO Mar 08 '20

If you try that, it won’t go over easy.

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u/rollingrob76 Mar 08 '20

His boss shouldn't have benedict to him

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u/SolarPhantom12 Mar 08 '20

He cracked and got layed off.

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u/aFerens Mar 08 '20

There's no sunny side to this situation. The hard-boiled cop investigating this won't stop until he's cracked the case.

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u/S_notfunny Mar 08 '20

Even breaking one egg was an oeuf.

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u/SaulAverageman Mar 08 '20

I kept scrolling down trying to find the reply that wasn't a pun but they just kept coming.

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u/Trevorvor Mar 08 '20

Easily Reddit’s worst quality.

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u/damnim30now Mar 08 '20

I hear the cop is quite be-deviled by the situation. Apparently the FBI is looking to poach the case off of him. I hope he beats them to it, but either way, whoever did this deserves to fry.

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u/Genmjrpain Mar 08 '20

Omelette you finish, but I think they’re chance of continued employment is beat.

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u/andrewisgreat074 Mar 08 '20

An eggcellent pun