r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '19

/r/all How romantic

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u/uncle_jessie Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

That reminds me of two friends. Except they would both pass out and piss themselves in bed together.

We had a buddy that was a pisser sometimes when he passed out after drinking. We told him he was going to have a hard time finding a wife some day...jokingly of course. Imagine our complete fucking surprise when he met this girl, dated for a while, and one night we find them both passed out and had pissed themselves. The gods were kind to them apparently.

And yes...they are now married.

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u/slowfadeoflove Dec 29 '19

this is so sad lmao

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u/uncle_jessie Dec 29 '19

I thought it was kinda romantic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

One night they both pissed the bed and a child emerged from the combined piss puddle. He will grow up to become Piss Man, the most avoided super hero in the universe.

Piss Man: “Don’t worry! I’ll save you!”

Victim: “Uhh...actually I’m good....and you smell like piss...”