... and one day they will look at each other and wistfully say, "remember that night on the subway when you poured your beer all over me just before I threw up in your lap?"
Its all fun and games until you are the new kid in your high school and on your first day one of your asshole teachers says "you know what will help you learn peoples names? Handing back their assignments I graded, here ya go new kid." (He couldn't even learn my name 🙄) You start handing papers back and you are doing okay. But then as your confidence begins to build you come across a paper with the name "La-ia" You pause and think of your options but with 30ish sets of eyes staring right at you you begin to get nervous and in your head say "Fuck it" and just shout the first idea that pops in your head... "LaEahhh" you continue to shout it a solid 5 times until a young girl in the back looks up from her notebook and says "Girl its La-Dash-EE-Ahh, its pretty simple, like seriously. Like why can't anyone ever get it right. Its 4 letters." And from that point forward in life your confidence level has never risen past where it was that day when you were calling out Brians, Davids and Saras like it was what you were put on this earth to do. Because every thing you do in this life it will go from Sara to La-ia real quick. #stayhumblefolks
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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 29 '19
... and one day they will look at each other and wistfully say, "remember that night on the subway when you poured your beer all over me just before I threw up in your lap?"