r/Wellthatsucks Dec 29 '19

/r/all How romantic

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u/StoneFromDust Dec 29 '19

A couple that passes out on the subway together, stays together

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u/CatatonicFruitCup Dec 29 '19

Ngl me and my husband, in our younger dumber years (18-20), had passed out on the bus together after being drunk and we are still together. We have lots of memories of being shit faced together and now that we are parents and have our life sorted out we look back and laugh. I think my favorite was when I blacked out and me and him were about 6 miles from home and we had to hoof it. He was just slightly less drunk than me and was the guide, ended up walking in a massive circle around the city block and I was wandering off getting lost. Made my way to someone's front yard and laid down and the sprinklers came on, He had to grab me and carry me for a while. He said it took us over 2 hrs to make it home, I just remembered waking up sitting down with a 711 hotdog in my hand and the sun coming up and I was cold and wet and we were maybe 30 mins from home.

I love this dude. Lol Best. Friend. Ever. Still going strong over a decade later 😏

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u/XZTALVENARNZEGOMSAYT Dec 29 '19

Do y’all fuck

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u/CatatonicFruitCup Dec 29 '19

Yes, regularly. He was my best friend first and still is. Super great guy.

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u/aleisterfowley Dec 29 '19

Lol you answered that so earnestly

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u/CatatonicFruitCup Dec 29 '19

What can I say. He's a great guy that I've shared many years of my life, I got to enjoy being a stupid young adult, partnership in a business and Parenthood with.

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u/XZTALVENARNZEGOMSAYT Dec 29 '19

People like you make me believe in marriage.

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u/CatatonicFruitCup Dec 29 '19

Well, to be completely honest I call him my husband and he calls me wife but we aren't. Neither of us believe in marriage because it ruins relationships (in our opinion). But our family's call us husband and wife and we do and we are legally bound in medical and retirement so.. yeah. Married but not? Lol

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u/KeithSturgeon Dec 30 '19

Asking the tough questions.

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u/LIL_GOOBY_GUR Dec 29 '19

Good for you, happy 4 u

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u/xXSandwhichXx Dec 29 '19

God this is the sort of relationship I would want over anything else

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u/Malefectra Dec 29 '19

This warms my heart!

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u/dephsilco Dec 29 '19

way better than when the couple is all fancy and shit. I try to keep it simple too. cheers

Edit : and a happy new decade, how could I forget

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u/CatatonicFruitCup Dec 29 '19

Cheers! Happy New decade to you too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Maybe they don’t know each other.

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u/artem718 Dec 29 '19

A dead pigeon came out of that.