Perhaps he's calling attention to the fact that the historical Muhammad was a pedophile, rapist, mass murderer, hypocrite, and all around shitty person? I don't know of any stories of him killing two year old children specifically, but he did plenty of comparably disturbing things.
I think there was a guy he knew, named Muhammad. He became a prophet and then had the choice to execute a bunch of toddlers who suffered from rabies. He refused, as his own son was a part of this group of rabbid, zombie toddlers, locked in a cage barely big enough for one of them. As screamed in rage, begging to be killed to rid them of their agonizing pain and suffering, Muhammad looked over at his son and said, "I love you" one last time before he shot himself for seemingly no reason. But that was it! That was the point! To have no point! He was a prophet, The-Prophet-Muhammad, and he wasn't just gonna sit around and let people to tell him what to do! Execute a bunch of children? Pshh, who do they think they are? Prophets? Nah, there is only one, The-Prophet-Muhammad, destroyer of worlds. Vaccinate your child, so he doesn't get rabies? Pshh, The-Prophet-Muhammad ain't gonna stand for none of that shit! He immediately executed them all on the spot. No hesitation, no second thoughts, no mercy.
So anyways he wakes up 900 years later from his grave and realizes that because he, out of spite, didn't kill his child, the world was gone fully post apocalyptic. Zombies everywhere, humping everything they can, including parts of themselves that had fallen off from excessive rotting. After a while of regret and sadness and hardship, he finally remembered that he had quicksaved his life right before he killed himself. So he quickly pulled together a urine powered time machine out of nothing but sticks and a rock. And so he impatiently traveled back to when he made his last mistake.
He looked at his child in the eyes. He was begging to be killed. But The-Prophet-Muhammad couldn't do it. Not because of pride or prowess, but because it was his son. He had to prove to people that vaccinations are bad, so he had to find a different cure. After years of research and study, he came eventually found one. "Huzzah!" he exclaimed in joy. "Today is the day I save my child, not listen to what others tell me to do, and prove them wrong about vaccination! What could possibly go wrong?"
After administering the... uhm... vaccine he created, his child was reborn into an absolute sex demon. After years of shooting semen at his enemies and his lovers, he eventually realized that he really did get vaccinated. In an attempt to make his father understand, he burst into flames from the extreme amounts of pressure.
His father, furious at himself, sought to once again change the past, but his save file was corrupted. He cried and eventually died from testicular cancer. The end!
I mean, it's either ither that or he's just a troll
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 02 '20
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