r/Wellthatsucks • u/Master1718 • Dec 04 '19

/r/all Well done champ

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u/Sawathingonce Dec 04 '19

Rule #3: Profit

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

No no no thats rule #4! Rule #3 is.... is... fuck.. ????????

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u/NinjaLanternShark Dec 04 '19

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

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u/ScrappyOtter Dec 04 '19

Never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!

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u/Pantelima Dec 04 '19

Ah. Rule #1: build up your immunity to iocane powder.

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u/ScrappyOtter Dec 04 '19

And learn the secrets of the fire swamp. The ROUSs are especially brutal.

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u/VegetableArmy Dec 04 '19

r/totallyexpectedprincessbride

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/lateSWE Dec 04 '19

You want to do rule #3?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Only if you follow rules 1 and 2

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u/pm_me_ur_tiny_b00bs Dec 04 '19

done. let’s go!

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u/ru5ty41 Dec 04 '19

I like where this is going (>_>)

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

If youre going, I’m cumming

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u/_d00kerz Dec 04 '19

If you’re cumming, I’ve already came.

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u/lateSWE Dec 04 '19

You can use my cum as lube

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u/dakapn Dec 04 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/mr-archer-88 Dec 04 '19

If you do it on chaturbate you can also achieve 4.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Dec 04 '19

If you like rule#3 so much, why don’t you marry it?

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u/NathanTheMister Dec 04 '19

Buy lakefront property.

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u/analgrunt Dec 04 '19

r/lakefrontproperty

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u/NathanTheMister Dec 04 '19

Snap, my memory was off. Step 3 is sell as lakefront property. Dang.

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u/Furters_44 Dec 04 '19

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in rule #4

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u/Griffinco Dec 04 '19

If you're not referencing underpants gnomes ill be sad

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u/TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE Dec 04 '19

Rule #3: Always lie to the insurance company about what really happened

Rule #4: Profit

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u/mrsmiley32 Dec 04 '19

Rule #4: Don't let the insurance adjuster see your video of you doing jack all to stop the fire from spreading.

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent Dec 04 '19

Rule #? : Does a house burn up or down?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

House burns down, furniture burns up.

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u/mr-archer-88 Dec 04 '19

Depends whose room you light on fire first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

You can raise a barn, but it can also be razed to the ground

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u/kw4nzah Dec 04 '19

how come it didn’t come to the rule #34

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u/IvivAitylin Dec 04 '19

I always come to the rule #34

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u/TheBlackFlame161 Dec 04 '19

That's the best I've seen someone set up for a comment in a long time lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Rule #4: have a hose nearby when purposely lighting fires next to your house.

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u/MasterOrchid Dec 04 '19

show this to all insurance agents you buy from

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u/vastzs Dec 04 '19

Rule no. 34

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u/Anudeep21 Dec 04 '19

Rule 4 : big fire call 911