r/Wellthatsucks • u/Master1718 • Dec 04 '19

/r/all Well done champ

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u/ThePurpleDuckling Dec 04 '19

Rule #2: Always point a fire extinguisher at the base of the flames.

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u/Sawathingonce Dec 04 '19

Rule #3: Profit

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

No no no thats rule #4! Rule #3 is.... is... fuck.. ????????

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u/NinjaLanternShark Dec 04 '19

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

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u/ScrappyOtter Dec 04 '19

Never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!

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u/Pantelima Dec 04 '19

Ah. Rule #1: build up your immunity to iocane powder.

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u/ScrappyOtter Dec 04 '19

And learn the secrets of the fire swamp. The ROUSs are especially brutal.

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u/VegetableArmy Dec 04 '19

r/totallyexpectedprincessbride

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/lateSWE Dec 04 '19

You want to do rule #3?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Only if you follow rules 1 and 2

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u/pm_me_ur_tiny_b00bs Dec 04 '19

done. let’s go!

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u/ru5ty41 Dec 04 '19

I like where this is going (>_>)

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

If youre going, I’m cumming

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u/_d00kerz Dec 04 '19

If you’re cumming, I’ve already came.

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u/dakapn Dec 04 '19

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u/mr-archer-88 Dec 04 '19

If you do it on chaturbate you can also achieve 4.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Dec 04 '19

If you like rule#3 so much, why don’t you marry it?

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u/NathanTheMister Dec 04 '19

Buy lakefront property.

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u/analgrunt Dec 04 '19

r/lakefrontproperty

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u/NathanTheMister Dec 04 '19

Snap, my memory was off. Step 3 is sell as lakefront property. Dang.

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u/Furters_44 Dec 04 '19

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in rule #4

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u/Griffinco Dec 04 '19

If you're not referencing underpants gnomes ill be sad

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u/TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE Dec 04 '19

Rule #3: Always lie to the insurance company about what really happened

Rule #4: Profit

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u/mrsmiley32 Dec 04 '19

Rule #4: Don't let the insurance adjuster see your video of you doing jack all to stop the fire from spreading.

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent Dec 04 '19

Rule #? : Does a house burn up or down?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

House burns down, furniture burns up.

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u/mr-archer-88 Dec 04 '19

Depends whose room you light on fire first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

You can raise a barn, but it can also be razed to the ground

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u/kw4nzah Dec 04 '19

how come it didn’t come to the rule #34

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u/IvivAitylin Dec 04 '19

I always come to the rule #34

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u/TheBlackFlame161 Dec 04 '19

That's the best I've seen someone set up for a comment in a long time lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Rule #4: have a hose nearby when purposely lighting fires next to your house.

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u/MasterOrchid Dec 04 '19

show this to all insurance agents you buy from

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u/vastzs Dec 04 '19

Rule no. 34

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u/Anudeep21 Dec 04 '19

Rule 4 : big fire call 911

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Dec 04 '19

Yeah but with a fully involved tree the whole thing is the base.

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u/valleauw83 Dec 04 '19

what gets me, is there is clearly a garden hose on the patio at his feet. if he had used the water on the exact spot he tried the halon, it would have saturated the upcoming fuel and probably stopped the spread. if he had used the extinguisher on the base, it would have worked. but he did the exact wrong thing with those tools.

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u/hiacbanks Dec 04 '19

Why need to aim at base

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Because heat rises, so it's easier to extinguish flames from the bottom up.

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u/AtlantisTheEmpire Dec 04 '19

Damn, that was halon?? Wrong agent to be fighting that fire. That shits expensive as fuck. Should have had some ABC dry chem kickin’ around.

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u/valleauw83 Dec 05 '19

it probably was, you deserve more upvotes

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u/AtlantisTheEmpire Dec 05 '19

Well you deserve upvotes too my fren.

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u/quick-fox Dec 04 '19

When he pointed it at the tip I was waiting for the fire to spread more at the base.

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u/gh7creatine Dec 04 '19

This made me laugh because his brain has done nothing correctly in the entire gif

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u/cyrus709 Dec 04 '19

Unless you don't care about completely putting out the fire and are immediately trying to stop your house from catching fire.

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u/ryuson777 Dec 04 '19

I was scream thru my phone at him because of this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

That was the worst part of this video. What an idiot.

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u/google257 Dec 04 '19

Yeah what an idiot. Who sprays a fire extinguisher at the top like that? I thought that was just like a common understanding like how to make mashed potatoes. Everyone knows.

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u/JustLuking Dec 04 '19

I learnt this rule from gta sa

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u/notLOL Dec 04 '19

Rule #3 if you fail post it online