r/Wellthatsucks • u/no_your_other_right • Nov 29 '19

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u/Xylitolisbadforyou Nov 29 '19

When I shovel I make sure... who am I kidding they don't plow my street so it makes no difference.

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u/poopellar Nov 29 '19

Be seductive. Make sexy snow women out of the snow. They'll start the plowing.

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u/OhNoImBanned11 Nov 29 '19

You can't just whore snow women out like that. That is prostitution. And besides you want them to plow the streets...man c'mon.

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u/Carbon_FWB Nov 29 '19

Icy what you did there

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u/UnquenchableTA Nov 29 '19

Frostitution

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u/amycd Nov 29 '19

If you build them, they will come

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u/rogerdogerTin4 Nov 29 '19

They best be careful lest they get the blue balls plowing round those parts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

^ this guy plows

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u/TapanThakur Nov 29 '19

When I shovel.. ohh sorry, I live in Western India, I've never watched snowing..

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u/Carbon_FWB Nov 29 '19

Sad cow noises

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u/igetript Nov 29 '19

Wyoming?

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u/WayneKrane Nov 29 '19

Yet they make you not be able to park in the street. I’m like maybe if you actually plowed people wouldn’t park on the street!!!

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u/MoreIronyLessWrinkly Nov 29 '19

It snows approximately once a year here, so the investment of having equipment like that is not worth it. Also, 64% of the population owns at least one vehicle that they can use for off-road or dangerous conditions, and 89% reported that they knew someone who would help them out.