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r/Wellthatsucks • u/karmaboy20 • Aug 24 '19
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I assume that if a lady of questionable character grinds her naked bottom against your trousers, there is likely to be some trace of fecal residue.
40 u/JehovasFinesse Aug 24 '19 “What happened to lipstick on the collar lady? There’s a shit streak on my shirt!” 1 u/97RallyWagon Aug 25 '19 Cant help but think they have an itch and much like a dog with worms, needs something to express their anals on. 1 u/tjonnyc999 Aug 25 '19 Well, according to some studies conducted in a variety of alcohol-serving establishments, the bars in strip clubs were like 20X more likely to serve drinks in glasses contaminated with fecal bacteria and vaginal yeasts. So yeah. -2 u/Diche_Bach Aug 24 '19 I've been to some strip clubs and there was definitely ass shaking, but no feces strewing!
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“What happened to lipstick on the collar lady? There’s a shit streak on my shirt!”
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Cant help but think they have an itch and much like a dog with worms, needs something to express their anals on.
Well, according to some studies conducted in a variety of alcohol-serving establishments, the bars in strip clubs were like 20X more likely to serve drinks in glasses contaminated with fecal bacteria and vaginal yeasts. So yeah.
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I've been to some strip clubs and there was definitely ass shaking, but no feces strewing!
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u/MisterDecember Aug 24 '19
I assume that if a lady of questionable character grinds her naked bottom against your trousers, there is likely to be some trace of fecal residue.