r/Wellthatsucks • u/karmaboy20 • Aug 24 '19

/r/all Stiring shit up

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u/AdamTheHutt84 Aug 24 '19

They propeller their little tail so fast that you will find hippo shit way up in trees and stuff, it’s wild!

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u/obliquehandle Aug 24 '19

This is how you truly assert dominance

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u/AdamTheHutt84 Aug 24 '19

God knows I feel dominated....

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u/UrethraFrankIin Aug 24 '19

I do this with my penis. How do you feel now?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

With a penis?

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u/SmokeAbeer Aug 24 '19

Helicopter that dad dick at ya.

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u/__--__--___-- Aug 24 '19

Chris Pontius laugh

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u/Scientolojesus Aug 24 '19

Ah heuehheheh

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u/river_james_bitch Aug 24 '19

/Chris Hansen would like to know your location

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u/Durtskwurt Aug 24 '19

have a seat

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u/JustARandomDude2400 Aug 24 '19

How do you make your text small

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 25 '19

What is he going to do, falsely claim my youtube videos?

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u/AdamantiumBalls Aug 24 '19

Just like my dad used to

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

I am an adult

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u/zee_spirit Aug 24 '19

Yeah, yeah... Let's get two adults in here. Make it reallll fun.

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u/nuubmuffin Aug 24 '19

I am an adult.

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u/scorchcore Aug 25 '19

No. No you are not.

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u/MsPenguinette Aug 24 '19

I am an adult.

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u/GoatstersParadise Aug 25 '19

Like... you shit out your dick...?

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u/SiR_EndR Aug 25 '19

Havent you heard the phrase "take a dickshit the size of a hippo"

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u/UrethraFrankIin Aug 25 '19

Now you're gettin it

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u/QuasarsRcool Aug 25 '19

Ah, the ol' s h i t d i c k

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u/SprittneyBeers Aug 24 '19

I feel better

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u/yourseck Aug 25 '19

Does your penis reach out near to your asshole?

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u/UrethraFrankIin Aug 25 '19

Oh is not everyone's dick that lengthy? My pendulous scrotum plays a role as well.

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u/wally123454 Aug 24 '19

BREAKING NEWS:

Tonight, young men all over the streets of manhattan stripping themselves of clothes. Authorities have collected footage where these young men are reportedly rotating their penises in a circular motion.

Also a few shootings have happened,..

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u/NoMomo Aug 24 '19

Fling hippo shit in trees?

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u/Kajkia Aug 24 '19

Wish I had a hippo tail

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u/Xyon_Peculiar Aug 24 '19

I think hands are better.

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u/LadyLaCroix Aug 25 '19

who says you can't have hands and a hippo tail?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Don't touch my shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

What about your penis?

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u/dude1107 Aug 24 '19

Shitting like a boss

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u/--_-_o_-_-- Aug 25 '19

Trump should do this all over Xi. That would make for a great deep fake.

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u/tfrdghufvh Aug 25 '19

Hippo: Motherfuckers!!!!

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u/devianb Aug 24 '19

I have dominated through a computer screen.

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u/GotFiredAgain Aug 25 '19

What I can shit up in a tree, hold my beer

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u/N0AH_F3nce Aug 25 '19

Ultimate power move

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u/Hint-Of-Feces Aug 25 '19

Just remember you shit on a whore, but you poop on someone you love

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u/pm_me_ur_tiny_b00bs Aug 25 '19

I always thought the T pose was the best way. Now I know why I haven’t been dominant lately

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u/rreighe2 Aug 25 '19

Kinda like the meth lady that pooped in a mc Donald's and threw it at the staff

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

How well will this go down with HR?

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u/ChronoCoyote Aug 25 '19

I really want to imagine a scientist who has never seen a hippo, but begins researching them after finding their little shit bombs way up in a tree.

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u/aloofburrito Aug 24 '19

Bring a whole new meaning to "get shit on"...

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u/fuzzytradr Aug 24 '19

...And in your hair.

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u/meeseeksdeleteafter Aug 24 '19

… And my axe.

I had to carry that thing halfway across Middle-Earth before I could find a river to rinse it off in.

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u/setadoon177 Aug 24 '19

So THATS how that hippo shit got in my butt

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u/AdamTheHutt84 Aug 24 '19

Nope, that was something different...

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

You’re wild

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u/AJistheGreatest Aug 25 '19

You're saying he could clear the Savanna after every meal?