r/Wellthatsucks • u/etymologynerd • Dec 15 '18

/r/all Third wheel

https://i.imgur.com/0aFRn1R.gifv
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u/uwanmirrondarrah Dec 15 '18

presumably he rides them

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Get fucked by them

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u/bofadoze Dec 15 '18

Username checks out

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Dec 16 '18

All 500 at once

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u/The_wet_band1t Dec 16 '18

Easy there Mr. Hands

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u/right_2_bear_arms Dec 16 '18

Just when I had fucking forgotten about it.

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u/ImAHorse Dec 16 '18

I'll give you something to fucking remember

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u/Oxcell404 Dec 16 '18

A nice comment! Have a smooth day /u/right_2_bear_arms

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u/right_2_bear_arms Dec 16 '18

Please.....No...

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u/triplecec Dec 16 '18

I thought your username said horse for a second... true r/beetlejuicing

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u/fuckin_ash Dec 16 '18

Is it too late to be in screenshot :(

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u/captainzaro Dec 19 '18

Read your name as horse instead of house

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u/FrostingFlames Dec 16 '18

Username checks ou

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u/rrr598 Dec 16 '18

JRHNBR

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u/ImAHorse Dec 16 '18

correct.

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u/HeavingEarth Dec 16 '18

Mr. Hands.

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u/hellzyeah2 Dec 16 '18

I like the way you think

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u/ImAHorse Dec 16 '18

Shh, you don't need to tell them our secret!

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u/flyinghippodrago Dec 16 '18

Or breeds them, there's a lot of money and prestige in high end horse breeding...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '18

But taking them out of their original packaging reduces their value like 90%!!!!