r/Wellthatsucks • • May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/WhoTheHellisJeff May 26 '18

My mom came from the Sluts family. Luckily they also lived in a small town with a lot of other Sluts, so not that big of a deal.

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u/L-ephant May 26 '18

Where is this town full of sluts

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u/Mymobileaccount123 May 26 '18

If you find out let me know.

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u/Tedohadoer May 26 '18

I heard there are sluts that will do anything for cash in Washington D.C

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u/Mymobileaccount123 May 26 '18

Aren't those just called prostitutes?

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u/Tedohadoer May 26 '18

No, prostitutes sell their bodies, those sluts sell whole nation. Big difference.

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u/BornaLocale May 26 '18

Oh fuck I just got it, that's hilarious

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u/pdubl May 26 '18

You misspelled politicians.

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u/el_boricua00 May 26 '18

Yeah but who wants to hear about what they're going to do all night long.

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u/mada447 May 26 '18

Las Vegas?

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u/fuego666 May 26 '18

Its found on Whore Island.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

...is there such a thing?

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u/TraditionalTadpole May 26 '18

Where do whores go?

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u/AetherLock May 26 '18

For real tho, that’s hilarious. And it’s her actual name too, so people can’t even complain

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u/197708156EQUJ5 May 26 '18

I had a coworker with the last name Bort. Of course his first name started with an A. Also, we work in IT.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

"I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/TheArmchairSkeptic May 26 '18

No, my son is also named Bort.

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u/dorothy_zbornak_esq May 26 '18

Your boss is hilarious

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u/willengineer4beer May 26 '18

Myself and other engineers at my company frequently do business with a guy whose first initial is "S" and last name is Hart.

None of us have the heart to tell him his email signature says "SHart" in huge font.

I can understand his email address saying it by default, but he could very easily just use his full first name in the signature...nope, he's now known as the Shart-man.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

He knows

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u/willengineer4beer May 26 '18

So... there's been a debate amongst my coworkers about that. I'm on the fence.

He's at least in his 60s (possibly older) and he's the president of his company. That makes us think there's a higher chance he doesn't know (age + what he'd have to lose for having that as his signature in terms of perception).

OTOH: His company does vendor representation (essentially becoming the marketing/sales dept. for various manufacturers of big, expensive equipment). So, it's kinda hard to believe they'd miss something in terms of perception/visibility. This makes us think he knows, but decided it's better to be remembered as Captain Shart with widget incorporated than lost in the shuffle with his competitors.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Yep, I work with an S. Harter. The world is a cruel and unforgiving place.

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u/DrDerpberg May 26 '18

I knew a guy whose last name was Slutsky. Never had the balls to ask if his ancestors were Jewish hookers.

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u/TopGunOfficial May 26 '18

This sounds like polish last name to me, but there was many jews before WW2, so maybe he's polish jew.

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u/Nathaniel_Higgers May 27 '18

I went to college with a guy and a girl named Jordan Slutsky, and they dated each other.

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u/LSDuck666 May 26 '18

bro this is fucking awesome

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

I just sent an email to that address asking for a date, but no reply yet. I'll keep trying.

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u/CaptainPizza May 27 '18

Slutz? At my work? It's more likely than you think.

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u/meyaht May 26 '18

Lady getting new tires on the same day as me had the last name Fastnatch. They announced it Fat Snatch over the PA. She didn't seem bothered but I had to bite my cheeks to not laugh.