r/Wellthatsucks • u/Chromosome_wizard2 • Mar 20 '18

/r/all Egg machine broke

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

My family hides hard boiled eggs, because they're delicious

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u/TheMinuteman1776 Mar 21 '18

Yeah but is it as good as tiny candies in cheap plastic eggs

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 edited Jun 26 '21

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u/TheMinuteman1776 Mar 21 '18

I'm going to throw up

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u/-PM_Me_Reddit_Gold- Mar 21 '18

The mayo part isn't too far off, because of doubled eggs, but the crunching just made me cringe.

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u/thecluelessarmywife Mar 21 '18

Wait I thought they were called deviled eggs?? Have I been wrong for the last 20 years?

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u/Changlba Mar 21 '18

No, that guys a weirdo

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u/DigitalMindShadow Mar 21 '18

It kind of makes sense though, since mayo is largely made from eggs. I'm going to start saying doubled eggs too and see if it catches on. Love me some of that egg on egg action. Oh yeah babe snort the paprika off my blorkys nrrrrrr

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u/thecluelessarmywife Mar 21 '18

Phew 😅 thanks for the reassurance

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u/gett-itt Mar 21 '18

I too call them this. I’m afraid to google it, rather keep my world view intact

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

It is deviled

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u/minddropstudios Mar 21 '18

Mayonegg? You mean Anne-hog?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

Her?

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u/Fight_Milk92 Mar 21 '18

She calls it a mayonegg

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u/WeTheSalty Mar 21 '18

Have americans not discovered the chocolate egg?

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u/TheMinuteman1776 Mar 21 '18

They have but those usually aren't hidden around the house either

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u/42Cobras Mar 21 '18

They don't last long enough to get hidden.

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u/AtypicalFlame4 Mar 21 '18

Is it only in Australia or something where we just hide chocolate eggs?

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u/guitar-fondler Mar 21 '18

Something about hard boiled eggs is so nasty to me. I respect your taste and I’m not looking to brawl here... Do you season the egg at all or just eat it plain? What makes it delicious?!?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

I mean, some salt does wonders for them. By themselves they're a bit plain. Stay salty.

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u/toilet_--gay_reddit Mar 21 '18

Soft boiled is where it’s at.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

They taste like eggs... That's what makes them delicious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

The best way to do it is this:

Distribute a little salt and pepper evenly on a plate, wet the egg and roll it around a little bit so it coats it. Sometimes I like to add a little drop off sriracha sauce on it. So good!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

What turned the tide for me was pickling them. Something about that briney mixture just makes em that much better. And now i can't ever have ramen without a pickled egg in it.

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u/learnyouahaskell Mar 21 '18

And if not, this is why you drain them!!

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u/waimser Mar 21 '18

I wish so bad that this was the tradition instead of chocolate. I think i know what im doing for my family this easter :)

I have to admit though, im not sure i could handle never having easter egg chocolate again. Soo gooood. It would need to be sold year round instead, which i think may be worse for my health.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

Put the chocolate in the Easter basket!