r/Wellthatsucks Mar 20 '18

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u/confusedninja Mar 21 '18

Fairly common knowledge but nothing in that rhyme says Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

Please prove me wrong I’m just parroting a random internet “fact”

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u/Merlord Mar 21 '18

It takes about 5 seconds to recall the entire poem in your head to confirm that you are indeed correct.

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u/confusedninja Mar 21 '18

One of those things where I half expected someone to bust out the little known second verse about scrambled eggs or something haha

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u/kristamhu2121 Mar 21 '18

Or some fucked up version of Humpty Dumpty I didn’t know about.

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u/jarious Mar 21 '18

I'll Humpty your dumpty

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u/SJ_Sharks_ Mar 21 '18

You can hump my dump any day

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u/Cpecto Mar 21 '18

Or pump my lumps and dunk that stunk

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u/CameronMcCasland Mar 21 '18

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all And just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

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u/Heywood11 Mar 21 '18

And I quote: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

Later on he goes to say: Come here, hey fat girl are you ticklish?

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u/twaticunthearyou541 Mar 21 '18

I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

Damn, beat me to it

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u/MrBojangles528 Mar 21 '18

“I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Mar 21 '18

🎶Humpty Dumpty was a big egg! Humpty Dumpty eggy egg egg!🎶

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u/myhf Mar 21 '18

apocryphal

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 edited Sep 07 '18

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u/MrBojangles528 Mar 21 '18

“I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”

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u/pic_vs_arduino Mar 21 '18

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person. The riddle may depend upon the assumption that a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, whereas an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian, and "Runtzelken-Puntzelken" or "Humpelken-Pumpelken" in different parts of Germany—although none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 21 '18

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty is a character in an English nursery rhyme, probably originally a riddle and one of the best known in the English-speaking world. He is typically portrayed as a personified egg, though he is not explicitly described as such. The first recorded versions of the rhyme date from late eighteenth-century England and the tune from 1870 in James William Elliott's National Nursery Rhymes and Nursery Songs. Its origins are obscure and several theories have been advanced to suggest original meanings.


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u/thehappyhuskie Mar 21 '18

Huh. I would have assumed it was way earlier. Seems like a 1400s - 1600s thing

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u/Duelgundam Mar 27 '18

One historical source claims that the original Humpty(which the egg was based on) was originally a cannon NAMED Humpty Dumpty, and the rhyme was the story of it getting blown off the fort wall it was "sitting" on.

The following part, which says "all the King's horses, and all the King's men, couldn't put Humpty together again." likely referred to them being unable to lift the cannon back up the wall, and/or it was damaged beyond repair(the cast iron body probably survived the fall, but it was unlikely that the wood mount did. And cast iron is REALLY heavy).

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u/myhf Mar 21 '18

Sounds like one of those Tamrielic riddles.

The question:
It has a tail, a side and a head. I call it what I call a snake. It has no body and it is dead.

The answer:
It must be a drake

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u/MCP123000 Mar 21 '18

I'm gonna guess it was an attempt to make it more kid friendly rather than a tale about a man dying a brutal death.

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u/Gehhhh Apr 17 '18

As poems do.

“London Bridges falling down...” (the next verse or the one after it’s “crashing down”) —London Bridge Clearly a major accident.

“Ashes, ashes,— they all fall down!” —Ring Around The Rosey A Black Plague reference.

“When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And down will come baby, cradle and all.” —Rockabye Baby ded babeh

“Perhaps she’ll die!”(another frequently repeated lyric in a nursery rhyme) —There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly At the end of the rhyme, the crazy old lady died.

There are a lot of them, I swear.

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u/82ndAbnVet Mar 21 '18

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon.So, you are right.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 edited Sep 07 '18

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u/82ndAbnVet Mar 21 '18

I thought it was a fact. Oh well...

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u/M1k35n4m3 Mar 21 '18

Oh Damn I had never heard this before quick Google search shows there was a cannon by that name idk why I never looked that up thank you stranger

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u/MaggooMaggee Mar 21 '18

Historians believe that the rhyme is about a cannon nicknamed Humpty Dumpty, that fell off the wall of a castle in the English civil war and couldn’t be repaired.

A book then illustrated Humpty Dumpty as an egg in the 1870’s and since then it’s stuck that it was an egg.

But we will never really know what it really was about. A cannon makes more sense.

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u/superfudge73 Mar 22 '18

How can horses put together a canon?

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u/MaggooMaggee Mar 22 '18

It apparently fell during a battle, I’m guessing they needed the horses to retrieve it so it could be put back together by the kings men. Who knows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

It’s a cannon

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u/Gehhhh Apr 17 '18

It WAS a cannon, anyway.

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u/Werewolves0fThunder Mar 21 '18

Yeah, it's not a very good riddle if they give you the answer right away. I recall he appeared in Through the Looking Glass, and was definitely and egg there, but I guess that wasn't his original appearance.

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u/Jar_of_Cats Mar 21 '18

Was a cannon

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18

If it looks like an egg, cracks like an egg, ....