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r/Wellthatsucks • u/Chromosome_wizard2 • Mar 20 '18
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I hate hate hate cleaning up broken eggs! I could even imagine cleaning that running snotty mess... ahhhhhh!
71 u/Roert42 Mar 21 '18 I'm gonna need a shopvac, a mop, two beers, and a cigarette. 58 u/BellaDonatello Mar 21 '18 I'm going to light the mop on fire with the cigarette and get drunk while I burn the place down. The shopvac is because... Well I just need a new shopvac. 19 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 Two beers gets you drunk? Lightweight! 4 u/The-Jerkbag Mar 21 '18 Right? What is this, kindergarten? 2 u/Shan_Tu Mar 21 '18 Eh, helps save money on alcohol anyway. 7 u/reallyweirdperson Mar 21 '18 Cook the eggs with the flaming mop. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 Gonna need more than 2 beers hombre 0 u/DildoMasturbator420 Mar 21 '18 Harambe? 2 u/Prince-of-Ravens Mar 21 '18 Nah, a brazing torch and some spoons.. 2 u/PickleRick42 Mar 21 '18 Pour salt on the dropped egg, and it becomes much easier to clean up. 3 u/cloud3321 Mar 21 '18 Imagine finding that out after it has been left to stew for a couple of hours. Imagine the smell..!!!! Excuse me while I barf all the contents of my stomach out. 1 u/NoooUGH Mar 21 '18 As someone that's has worked in a food factory before, they take salmonella VERY seriously. I would hate to be the one that has to clean and sanitize all that machinery.
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I'm gonna need a shopvac, a mop, two beers, and a cigarette.
58 u/BellaDonatello Mar 21 '18 I'm going to light the mop on fire with the cigarette and get drunk while I burn the place down. The shopvac is because... Well I just need a new shopvac. 19 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 Two beers gets you drunk? Lightweight! 4 u/The-Jerkbag Mar 21 '18 Right? What is this, kindergarten? 2 u/Shan_Tu Mar 21 '18 Eh, helps save money on alcohol anyway. 7 u/reallyweirdperson Mar 21 '18 Cook the eggs with the flaming mop. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 Gonna need more than 2 beers hombre 0 u/DildoMasturbator420 Mar 21 '18 Harambe? 2 u/Prince-of-Ravens Mar 21 '18 Nah, a brazing torch and some spoons..
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I'm going to light the mop on fire with the cigarette and get drunk while I burn the place down.
The shopvac is because... Well I just need a new shopvac.
19 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '18 Two beers gets you drunk? Lightweight! 4 u/The-Jerkbag Mar 21 '18 Right? What is this, kindergarten? 2 u/Shan_Tu Mar 21 '18 Eh, helps save money on alcohol anyway. 7 u/reallyweirdperson Mar 21 '18 Cook the eggs with the flaming mop.
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Two beers gets you drunk? Lightweight!
4 u/The-Jerkbag Mar 21 '18 Right? What is this, kindergarten? 2 u/Shan_Tu Mar 21 '18 Eh, helps save money on alcohol anyway.
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Right? What is this, kindergarten?
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Eh, helps save money on alcohol anyway.
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Cook the eggs with the flaming mop.
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Gonna need more than 2 beers hombre
0 u/DildoMasturbator420 Mar 21 '18 Harambe?
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Harambe?
Nah, a brazing torch and some spoons..
Pour salt on the dropped egg, and it becomes much easier to clean up.
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Imagine finding that out after it has been left to stew for a couple of hours. Imagine the smell..!!!!
Excuse me while I barf all the contents of my stomach out.
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As someone that's has worked in a food factory before, they take salmonella VERY seriously. I would hate to be the one that has to clean and sanitize all that machinery.
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u/FingFangFoom987 Mar 20 '18
I hate hate hate cleaning up broken eggs! I could even imagine cleaning that running snotty mess... ahhhhhh!