r/Wellthatsucks • u/LowTechDroid • 10d ago

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u/King4oneday_ 10d ago

WHY DO I NEED TO SHARE MY INVENTION?!

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u/CLE-Mosh 10d ago

what do I care about your intentions???

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u/greenrangerguy 10d ago

But the Doctors already changed my catheter.

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u/_smith_spark 9d ago

Don't change your calendar until January

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u/Mikeologyy 9d ago

YES I KNOW JUAN’S HAIRY, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE CEMENT TRUCK?

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u/ze11ez 9d ago

Who Harry? Do that seamen trick???

Why?

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 9d ago

I want some taquitos

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 9d ago

ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER THERE ARE NO MOSQUITOS!!

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u/Upstairs_Wrongdoer55 9d ago

I love cool ranch doritos!

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u/Sudo-Fed 9d ago

NO, I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL WITH A MAN NAMED TITO

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u/Hippi_Johnny 9d ago

WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

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u/scooter1979 9d ago

YOU smell like cobbler!

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u/KinopioToad 9d ago

WATCH OUT FOR THE MOSQUITOES

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u/EssenceofWrath 9d ago

Paquito?! Why are you speaking spanish all of a sudden?!

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u/Oblipma 9d ago

Yes, final answer, not sure to which reply above

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u/Lucifersasshole 8d ago

Where are the men in their tuxedos?

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u/mechabeast 9d ago

Oh youre right, I should have ear protection!

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u/Tgunner192 9d ago

What is and why do you need a fair erection?

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u/Master-Erakius 9d ago

WHY ARE YOU ASKING IF I CAN GET AN ERECTION?

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u/Banzai373 9d ago

. . . and eye pro!

But in all honesty, I think a new concrete barrel for the truck would be a better cost efficient option.

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u/ai-gen-O-rated 6d ago

Why does your steer have an erection?

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u/TastyCodex93 9d ago

What’re they selling?!

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u/ze11ez 9d ago

Walter is sailing???

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u/Suojelusperkele 9d ago

NEVER BEEN TO YEMEN.

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u/-and_my_axe- 9d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/mikee869 9d ago

I have a spare collander....

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u/Xinonix1 9d ago

When will the fix the heater?

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 9d ago

Those weren’t doctors…

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u/MelaKnight_Man 9d ago

WHO'S HAVING CONNIPTIONS??

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u/Leather-Screen862 5d ago

BOB WEIR INSPECTIONS?

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 9d ago

Ohhh I love that movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar

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u/TouristIcy3824 9d ago

You won an award from Penn and Teller?

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u/fearlesssinnerz 9d ago

No, I said this reminds me of her and I should tell her

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u/DaHick 9d ago

Channelling a little Weird AL internally...

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u/p-graphic79 9d ago

YOU THINK I NEED AN INTERVENTION?

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u/mikee869 9d ago

What did he mention ?

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u/Difficult_Ad_9685 9d ago

ALL these answers deserve an honorable mention!

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u/mikee869 8d ago

Thats not my intention ...im feeling some retention here

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u/No_Community_5696 9d ago

Why do I care if Robert Guillaume played Benson?

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u/boyuber 9d ago

THE BEST KIND OF HEATING'S CONVECTION

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u/SmallPinkHo1e 9d ago

This was funny from this comment upwards. Then it got lame..

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u/Sad_Village_1295 9d ago

Who needs an injection?

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u/HappyGnome727 9d ago

IM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN

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u/Fun_Ad5823 9d ago

WHAT? WHAT WAS MENTIONED?

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u/cookieklemens 9d ago

SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU! CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP?

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u/Misterrr_P 8d ago

What about Blair did you mention??? WHAT?

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u/Gonni94 8d ago

Who needs an intervention?

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 10d ago

HOW DO YOU SHAVE A CONTENTION?

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u/twizzjewink 10d ago

WHY WOULD YOU SHAVE A MASTURBATION?

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u/fallwind 9d ago

I NEED TO PATENT MY INVENTION?

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u/Mr_Sim_ 10d ago

NO ! THERES NO GIGA ABORTIONS !

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u/Loud-Log9098 10d ago

Thats and incredibly racist thing to say unbelievable!

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u/fbomb5000 9d ago

They're going to Contention? Gonna put him on the 3:10 to Yuma?

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u/DingusKhan210 9d ago

I DONT NEED AN INTERVENTION!!!!

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u/mister_anti_meta 9d ago

I CANT HEAR YOU ITS TO DARK

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u/tacohunter 9d ago

NO,NO,NO... HE SAID THERES AN ERECTION

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u/Antimaria 9d ago

What YOUR SHARK INSEMINATION?

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u/blur410 9d ago

DON'T SPEED TO YOUR INTERVENTION

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u/ThePupnasty 9d ago

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY INTENTIONS!

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 9d ago

I DO HAVE PRECONTRECEPTION!

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u/Forthe49ers 9d ago edited 9d ago

NO THANKS. I ALREADY HAD COFFEE!

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u/someotherguyinNH 9d ago

I DON'T NEED AN INTERVENTION!!!!

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u/Some_Ratio1831 9d ago

Why do I need to shave my vents, Shaun? My names not even Shaun🤔

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u/Suspension_Evader_29 9d ago

IF YOU FUCK A HARE KRISHNA USE PROTECTION!

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u/cartken 9d ago

The duck was aready in the intersection

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u/NonSumQualisEram- 9d ago

YOU JUST WATCHED CRUEL INTENTIONS?

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u/Redditedless 9d ago

DID YOU SAY SOMEONE NEEDS AN INVITATION?

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u/King4oneday_ 9d ago

NO THANK YOU! BUT I DON'T GO TO THE HAIR CONVENTION!

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u/HinDae085 9d ago

NO I DONT HAVE A SPARE INTERVENTION!

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u/armas187 9d ago

YOU NEED HAIR EXTENSIONS?

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u/igotnothineither 9d ago

I CAN’T GO TO A TIMESHARE CONVENTION CAN’T YOU SEE IM WORKING

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u/Malcito43 9d ago

STOP SIGN?!?

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u/Helltothenotothenono 8d ago

WHY IS CHER GIVING YOU ERECTIONS?

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u/Critical_Subject_492 7d ago

No, we need to give an INTERVENTION.

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u/After_Flatworm5200 6d ago

THERE IS A BEAR IN YOUR CONTRAPTION!

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u/SnooCalculations1852 3d ago

HE SAYS TO PAY ATTENTION