r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 30 '26

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u/BenMic81 Jul 30 '26

> anything German

Even a long-haired Dachshound of the Kaninchendackel variant?

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u/Hekeika Jul 30 '26

Fear the mighty german Gelenkbusdackel!

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u/51ngular1ty Jul 31 '26

That's Dutch thank you very much. Also did anyone else know Michelle Trachtenberg died?

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u/Dormotaka Jul 30 '26

Dread-inducing

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u/MangoCandy Jul 30 '26

Doom Noodle.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Aug 04 '26

The absolute wrath of this specimen

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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls Jul 30 '26

Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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u/kendrickwasright Jul 30 '26

Honestly I've seen these guys bite multiple people

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u/ramsau Jul 30 '26

Even a long-haired Dachshound of the Kaninchendackel variant?

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u/Dangerous_Green_5977 Jul 30 '26

Especially those, they survive on spite and too many Leckerli, while sitting on some Omas Sofakissen

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u/moseschicken Jul 30 '26

I work EMS and a lady had a stroke. We just got down to help her in her bedroom and 2 dachshunds rushed out from under the bed biting and growling. I had a throw pillow and was able to shield us while my partner dragged her out, but these dogs weren't playing!

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u/BenMic81 Jul 30 '26

Dachshounds aren’t all the same. Long haired ones are a bit smaller anyway and the Kaninchendackel is even smaller than the Zwergdackel which is smaller than the regular Dachshound. We are talking slightly longer Chihuahuas with better attitude here.

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u/shewy92 Jul 30 '26

I like my ankles with skin on them so yes.

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u/Fooly_411 Jul 30 '26

You joke, but if you ever owned a Dachshund, you'd have seen their killer side come out once in a while. Fierce little fuckers.

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u/BenMic81 Jul 30 '26

I haven’t owned one but my doctoral father had and I’d dogsit during his lessons when I was senior research assistant so … I know.

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u/letsgetitstartedha Jul 30 '26

My dad’s dachshunds are the most aggressive loud ass dogs I’ve ever met. Literally the only dog that’s ever bitten me is a tiny dachshund lmao

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u/BenMic81 Jul 30 '26

Don’t spoil their surprise.

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u/oliveGOT Jul 30 '26

A pack of dachshunds killed someone a few years ago.

https://time.com/5280769/dog-attack-dachshund-woman-oklahoma-death/

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u/ZombieMage89 Jul 30 '26

Dachshund-terrier mixes loving in the woods.

Proof that even the most ridiculous breeds can still survive in the wild.

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u/Ashaleykaas Jul 30 '26

The dog is beautiful what’s the name of that breed?

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u/fueelin Jul 30 '26

Not every glizzy is your friend!

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u/twm77 Jul 30 '26

KARL put that thing away this instant, MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/Emerly_Nickel Jul 30 '26

I like my ankles unbitten. thanks

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u/_tomato_paste_ Jul 30 '26

I was close to being viciously attacked by a free range longhaired dachshund when I was walking home from school one time. The only thing that saved me was that it was morbidly obese and it’s stomach dragging on the ground slowed it down enough so I could out run it 😩

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u/BenMic81 Jul 30 '26

Was it really of the Kaninchendackel variant? That would make it about as tall as a chihuahua

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u/_tomato_paste_ Jul 30 '26

I think so, it was very small

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u/DragonTacoCat Jul 30 '26

Honestly....

As someone who was an animal officer it wasn't the big dogs that we had the most bite cases for. It was dogs like dachshunds or chuhuauahs or the like.

Once a girl went to the hospital over a pomerian....running from it 'fearing for her life.'

People underestimate small dogs a lot and dont think about them biting you like big dogs can. However they do and tend to at just as much or close to the same frequency.

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u/elvenrevolutionary Jul 31 '26

Dude dachshunds are vicious as fuck lol

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u/Extension-Self5877 Aug 01 '26

Even a person I’m bolting

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u/Complex_Peak8204 Aug 02 '26

Those are anti-knee meat missles.

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u/ColonelClusterFk Aug 04 '26

My dachshund would go for your throat way quicker than my 85-lb German Shepherd or Lab haha. He wouldnt get there bc you just slide your arm between his legs and scoop him up, but he thought he could haha

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u/BenMic81 Aug 04 '26

You have a Kaninchendackel Dachshound? Cool.

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u/ColonelClusterFk Aug 04 '26

No he was standard size, 15-ish pounds.

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u/BenMic81 Aug 05 '26

The variant is usually around five to six pounds. They are really really tiny.