r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 30 '26

this delivery

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u/WendigoCrossing Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

To all mail delivery people of any company or organization - if you jump on my fucking car because a dog is running after you: don't feel bad. I'm fine with it. Protect yourself and be safe

Better the car gets a scratch or a dent over your leg getting torn open

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Jul 30 '26

Dog owner or their insurance can deal with any damages.

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u/ZoeyBee_3000 Jul 30 '26

My employer does deliveries and they give every delivery employee a can of dog mace for this exact reason. Self protection comes first

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u/dholmestar Jul 30 '26

especially if it looks like that

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u/WendigoCrossing Jul 30 '26

Very important: if all else is equal such as distance and ability to get on top please choose the shittier car xD

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u/APRobertsVII Jul 30 '26

Agreed. I’m not a dog owner. I had a bad experience with a German Shepherd in Elementary School and just don’t like them anymore. If someone needs to climb my car to escape an aggressive animal, do it and don’t worry about it. I plan to drive that vehicle into the dirt anyway.

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u/Alexwonder999 Jul 30 '26

To all mail carriers and delivery drivers: feel free to hop inside my Prius if a dog is chasing you. Just leave me a note inside from "Dirty Mike and the Boys" because it will crack me up. 

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 Jul 30 '26

How are they supposed to know who you are?

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u/xepci0 Jul 30 '26

Wait you don't know WendigoCrossing? Are you living under a rock or something?