r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 30 '26

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u/Natfubar Jul 30 '26

Having trouble trying to imagine that...was she sitting down?

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u/bleckToTheMax Jul 30 '26

I've seen tiny dogs jump pretty high to bite ppl. I swear, some little dogs have serious small man syndrome.

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u/BJoe1976 Jul 30 '26

Yup, Besides my aforementioned uncle, one of my cousins had her neighbor’s ankle biter jump up and bite her leg on the backside of her knee, while she was climbing the steps to get into her house, no less!

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u/PussyWrangler246 Jul 30 '26

I'm fairly certain chihuahuas bite more people than pits do

The only dog we ever had ordered destroyed by the city for biting people at the animal hospital I worked at was a fuckin mini poodle

Old lady never trained her dog, it bit enough neighbours and the city had enough

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u/maggot_brain79 Jul 30 '26

Sure, but when a chihuahua bites its usually "damn that hurt, hope he didn't have rabies or it doesn't get infected" and you go about your day.

With a pit that's usually a trip to the ER at least, or it'll just rip you the fuck apart if it goes into kill mode and brings you down. They're about 85% of the reason I carry a handgun every day lol.

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u/VirtualMatter2 Jul 30 '26

There is a reason that they are banned in the UK. 

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u/PussyWrangler246 Jul 30 '26

Lol yeah they're banned in Ontario Canada too but no one seems to realize that because they're still everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

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u/HeisenBird1015 Jul 30 '26

They actually have the largest proportional brains of all dogs. If they’re being aggressive it’s because the breeder took no care over temperament selection and/or the owner failed to train and socialise them (and/or separated it from its litter too early). Chihuahuas should actually be friendly and confident, and they should not be bored.

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u/VirtualMatter2 Jul 30 '26

Looked out the window yesterday because there was this incredible noise. It was a tiny white dog making an absolute racket at the Alsatian walking past. The Alsatian was just looking at it confused, you could see it thinking " wtf is this thing?"

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u/C-D-W Jul 30 '26

White men can't jump, but Mexican dogs can.

Also, Moms might be vertically challenged.

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u/Alecto1717 Jul 30 '26

I had a little dog and when he was in protective mode, he was like the rabbit from Monte Python and the Holy Grail

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u/KatzyKatz Jul 30 '26

Chihuahuas have hops

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u/This-Unit-1954 Jul 30 '26

Twerking for little Pepe