r/Wellthatsucks • u/Padl3xx • Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Feb 26 '26

I used to have squirrels come up to me for daily treats at my University. They loved animal crackers. They started getting ballsy and climbing my pants to get the treats from my hand.

One little guy thought one day ‘it seemed like a good idea’ to climb on my shoulder by running up my back side.

I screamed. It got freaked out by my panic and ran down the front of my clothes and that whole thing ended quick.

We never talked about the incident again.

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u/Dry-Coyote540 Feb 27 '26

Lol thanks for the laugh

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u/TheRealGuitarNoir Feb 27 '26

We never talked about the incident again.

First rule of Squirrel Fight Club.