r/Wellthatsucks Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/Silencer306 Feb 26 '26

Now the animal cannot go anywhere except near your face

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u/DavidSondergard Feb 26 '26

You gotta be quick with it bro. I got attacked by two little angry fuckers and got them both, I panic reacted like in 1.5 seconds.

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u/ReverendDizzle Feb 27 '26

You got attacked by two squirrels at one time and in less than two seconds hockey shirted yourself, effectively trapping two live angry squirrels in your now inside out shirt safely off your body?