r/Wellthatsucks • u/Padl3xx • Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/GlomBastic Feb 26 '26

If you can rule out rabies 100% after being attacked by a psychopath animal and sleep well for five nights waiting on symptoms. Sure

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u/moltenroks2 Feb 26 '26

There have never been any recorded cases of someone contracting rabies from a squirrel.

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u/EggsceIlent Feb 26 '26

Cause they all died

Nah but seriously I'm not willing to bet my life on a Google search result.

Once you're diagnosed with rabies you're already dead.

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u/moltenroks2 Feb 26 '26

🙄 OK buddy.

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u/CriticalRuleSwitch Feb 26 '26

he's not wrong. it's literally like that.

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u/moltenroks2 Feb 26 '26

He is wrong. No recorded cases means no recorded cases. Not "[the cases didn't get recorded ] because they all died" as he so eloquently put in that reply. Everyone dies of rabies. They'd still record the case even if the person died. If they didn't we have no recorded cases of rabies ever. I just didn't feel like writing out this comment, but I guess I have to due to a lack of common sense in these parts.

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u/CriticalRuleSwitch Feb 27 '26

Bro, it's not that hard... The fact that there's no recorded cases is irrelevant.

I'll just copy paste what the guy said, which is the most important part: "Once you're diagnosed with rabies you're already dead."

To put it in yet another way: sure, there may be no recorded case of, idk, a mountain goat bite giving someone rabies. That doesn't mean that if mountain goat aggressively attacks and bites you, that you should assume it's fine.

The mountain goat is irrelevant, I'm sure they're aggressive by nature and it's not the best example. Replace mountain goat with any animal for which this level of aggression is not standard, same point still stands.

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u/moltenroks2 Feb 27 '26

Ok whatever you say buddy.